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#312467
Next time buy a new boat! You'll avoid all this problem.

I have a canoe and coming to think of it I never named her. Is there some seafaring superstition against unamended craft? Or does the state registration number count as a name? It's yellow, so Banana would be cute.
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By Jabberwocky
#312469
What's Burning? wrote:Next time buy a new boat! You'll avoid all this problem.

I have a canoe and coming to think of it I never named her. Is there some seafaring superstition against unamended craft? Or does the state registration number count as a name? It's yellow, so Banana would be cute.
Yes it is supposed to be unlucky, plus how would you call the coast guard!

If I could afford a new boat then I would not buy a boat lol

maybe you could call your canoe "Whats Floating" or maybe "Jordan"
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By darwin dali
#312470
Jabberwocky wrote:
What's Burning? wrote:Next time buy a new boat! You'll avoid all this problem.

I have a canoe and coming to think of it I never named her. Is there some seafaring superstition against unamended craft? Or does the state registration number count as a name? It's yellow, so Banana would be cute.
Yes it is supposed to be unlucky, plus how would you call the coast guard!

If I could afford a new boat then I would not buy a boat lol

maybe you could call your canoe "Whats Floating" or maybe "Jordan"
or 'Ralf sat here'
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By scotty
#312471
FRAFPDD...
Jabberwocky wrote:maybe you could call your canoe "Whats Floating"
Haha!
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By darwin dali
#312472
Jabberwocky wrote:
What's Burning? wrote:Kinky Kylie
it is red and so maybe F2012
#312476
How about..............

David Coulthard's Lesbian Loveboat?

Here's the backstory:
So I accept there is evidence to support accusations in the media that I am a ladies' man but if you scratch under the surface of some of these 'sexposés', you will see that, actually, they are seriously exaggerated. Take the 'Coulthard's Lesbian Love Boat' story, for instance. In 1999, I bought a yacht called Highlander and took a party around Sardinia. Some time into the voyage, unbeknown to me, one female guest started having umpalumpa with another woman on the foredeck who was, incidentally, smeared in strawberries and daiquiri. The paparazzi were snapping away, but I was just minding my own business, drinking some tea out of a Wallace and Gromit mug on the deck.
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By Jabberwocky
#312493
LewEngBridewell wrote:How about..............

David Coulthard's Lesbian Loveboat?

Here's the backstory:
So I accept there is evidence to support accusations in the media that I am a ladies' man but if you scratch under the surface of some of these 'sexposés', you will see that, actually, they are seriously exaggerated. Take the 'Coulthard's Lesbian Love Boat' story, for instance. In 1999, I bought a yacht called Highlander and took a party around Sardinia. Some time into the voyage, unbeknown to me, one female guest started having umpalumpa with another woman on the foredeck who was, incidentally, smeared in strawberries and daiquiri. The paparazzi were snapping away, but I was just minding my own business, drinking some tea out of a Wallace and Gromit mug on the deck.
:eek::eek: That is shocking :eek::eek: He should be drinking Coffee not Tea
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