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[acosmichippo]

Everyone except Natalie Pinkham (see what I did there).

[myownalias]

Moved thread to Anything Else as it doesn't really have anything to do with F1...

[LewEngBridewell]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Norbert Haug. There wouldn't be much room.

[stonemonkey]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Norbert Haug. There wouldn't be much room.

Why do you think the lift broke?

[LewEngBridewell]

Imagine being stuck in a lift with Norbert Haug. There wouldn't be much room.

Why do you think the lift broke?

[scotty]

Could be worse - Vijay Mallya and his cigars...

[stonemonkey]

Ron Dennis calls lift maintenance "As a result of a failure in the maintanence procedures specified for the elevator and related machinery, the elevator is unable to properly fulfill it's designated function of transporting it's passengers and contents to their desired destination."

[LewEngBridewell]

Ron Dennis calls lift maintenance "As a result of a failure in the maintanence procedures specified for the elevator and related machinery, the elevator is unable to properly fulfill it's designated function of transporting it's passengers and contents to their desired destination."

Ron: "DC, don't you remember? We agreed beforehand that Mika would take control of fixing the lift, and not you. Kindly move aside please. Thanks."

[darwin dali]

RD - as my hands would hurt from bitchslapping his mug.

[Hammer278]

Ron Dennis calls lift maintenance "As a result of a failure in the maintanence procedures specified for the elevator and related machinery, the elevator is unable to properly fulfill it's designated function of transporting it's passengers and contents to their desired destination."

Ron: "DC, don't you remember? We agreed beforehand that Mika would take control of fixing the lift, and not you. Kindly move aside please. Thanks."

DC could just bang his chin against the doors and they should grate open in humble submission.

[LewEngBridewell]

Ron Dennis calls lift maintenance "As a result of a failure in the maintanence procedures specified for the elevator and related machinery, the elevator is unable to properly fulfill it's designated function of transporting it's passengers and contents to their desired destination."

Ron: "DC, don't you remember? We agreed beforehand that Mika would take control of fixing the lift, and not you. Kindly move aside please. Thanks."

DC could just bang his chin against the doors and they should grate open in humble submission.

[Jabberwocky]

Bernie because he would sell me the rights to be in the lift and then some how manage to sell me my own underpants for back for an massive amount of money.

[LewEngBridewell]

Can you imagine being stuck in a lift with Eddie Irvine and Jacques Villeneuve? The sheer rose-tinted arrogance would be like a full-on punch in the face.

Of course, Irvine knows all about being punched, from when he was a wee rookie

[scotty]

Having met him, yeah, Irvine is a proper sausageface. Would actively avoid him if i ever saw him in the flesh again.

Villeneuve seems like an ok guy though, judging by what i have seen of him in the media recently? Unless i missed something there.

[LewEngBridewell]

Having met him, yeah, Irvine is a proper sausageface. Would actively avoid him if i ever saw him in the flesh again.

When did you meet Irvine?