You're not a fan of Silverstone are you, andrew? 
It is a terrible flat and featureless circuit. Heck, even the MotoGP race here was dull and MotoGP is hardly ever dull!
Thankfully the rain should make this race watchable.
True but not whilst watching F1 (I think it's only Mr9 that does that with all his skeet skeet skeeting) unless the grid girls get a lot more air-time. 
I really do that..remember the red flag in korea 2010 and canada 2011??? What else am I supposed to do??? 


Guys why not go the whole hog, masturbate in the grandstands whilst watching live race
Bit like joining the mile high club without availing yourself of the cabin facilities.
You may be onto something here but I don't find an F1 car that stimulating. I know Mr9 finds Webbers Red Bull extremely stimulating but you'd only see it for about half a second every 90 seconds so it would be sort of
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