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#310099
There's a West in the UK?


Yep... you've got the western side of the island, the West Country (with a lot of farmers) and a very nasty woman called Rose. :twisted:


Who's this Rose and how nasty are we talking? Kick you in the goolies for no reason nasty or just plain ol' freaky?


She was married to a man called Fred, and the murdered loads of people together. C'mon man, you should know these things! :whip:


Freds brother John was a bit fishy as well
#310100
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/7702913.stm

Classic

I remember reading this article back in 2008; and it's still damn funny today; this is what happens why a country insists on using a language that is barely spoken anymore!


What I don't get about it is that why the Out of Office was not in english as well.

Plus (I am not fluent but can speak a few words in Welsh) and I would of guessed enough to know that there is far too many words in the welsh vertion to the english
#310110
There's a West in the UK?


Yep... you've got the western side of the island, the West Country (with a lot of farmers) and a very nasty woman called Rose. :twisted:


Who's this Rose and how nasty are we talking? Kick you in the goolies for no reason nasty or just plain ol' freaky?


She was married to a man called Fred, and the murdered loads of people together. C'mon man, you should know these things! :whip:


Freds brother John was a bit fishy as well


Indeed he was. :yes:
By LRW
#310124
http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/06/29/moongp/


F1 boss Bernard Ecclestone has given his backing to an ambitious bid to hold a Grand Prix on the moon.

‘It would be fantastic,’ the childishly haired billionaire said. ‘Good for the moon, good for all synchronously rotating natural satellites’.

Mr Ecclestone quickly rebuffed suggestions that the logistics of holding a grand prix on the moon would be almost impossible to overcome. ‘Obviously there are some issues to deal with such as getting people there and, in some cases, getting them back again,’ the vile microperson noted, ‘But just imagine how much publicity we’re generating for a Spanish bank just by talking about this now.’

When asked if in fact he was endorsing a shallow publicity stunt to distract from the bribery allegations levelled at him, Mr Ecclestone was less forthcoming. ‘s***! Look at that over there!’ he shouted, and then made his escape on a monorail.
By andrew
#310191
There's a West in the UK?


Yep... you've got the western side of the island, the West Country (with a lot of farmers) and a very nasty woman called Rose. :twisted:


Who's this Rose and how nasty are we talking? Kick you in the goolies for no reason nasty or just plain ol' freaky?


She was married to a man called Fred, and the murdered loads of people together. C'mon man, you should know these things! :whip:


Freds brother John was a bit fishy as well


Indeed he was. :yes:


Well he was a fisherman so smelling fishy is an occupational hazard.
#310224
http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/06/29/moongp/


F1 boss Bernard Ecclestone has given his backing to an ambitious bid to hold a Grand Prix on the moon.

‘It would be fantastic,’ the childishly haired billionaire said. ‘Good for the moon, good for all synchronously rotating natural satellites’.

Mr Ecclestone quickly rebuffed suggestions that the logistics of holding a grand prix on the moon would be almost impossible to overcome. ‘Obviously there are some issues to deal with such as getting people there and, in some cases, getting them back again,’ the vile microperson noted, ‘But just imagine how much publicity we’re generating for a Spanish bank just by talking about this now.’

When asked if in fact he was endorsing a shallow publicity stunt to distract from the bribery allegations levelled at him, Mr Ecclestone was less forthcoming. ‘s***! Look at that over there!’ he shouted, and then made his escape on a monorail.



It will never happen, there might be a problem with the lack of down force (no air) and no mechanical grip (No gravity) It would not be well attended as there is no atmosphere. Plus unless Bernie has got martians to pay him 25 Million in gold pressed platinum.
#310225
http://sniffpetrol.com/2012/06/29/moongp/


F1 boss Bernard Ecclestone has given his backing to an ambitious bid to hold a Grand Prix on the moon.

‘It would be fantastic,’ the childishly haired billionaire said. ‘Good for the moon, good for all synchronously rotating natural satellites’.

Mr Ecclestone quickly rebuffed suggestions that the logistics of holding a grand prix on the moon would be almost impossible to overcome. ‘Obviously there are some issues to deal with such as getting people there and, in some cases, getting them back again,’ the vile microperson noted, ‘But just imagine how much publicity we’re generating for a Spanish bank just by talking about this now.’

When asked if in fact he was endorsing a shallow publicity stunt to distract from the bribery allegations levelled at him, Mr Ecclestone was less forthcoming. ‘s***! Look at that over there!’ he shouted, and then made his escape on a monorail.



It will never happen, there might be a problem with the lack of down force (no air) and no mechanical grip (No gravity) It would not be well attended as there is no atmosphere. Plus unless Bernie has got martians to pay him 25 Million in gold pressed platinum.

It's Latinum out there...
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By 1Lemon
#310228
There's a West in the UK?


Yep... you've got the western side of the island, the West Country (with a lot of farmers) and a very nasty woman called Rose. :twisted:


Who's this Rose and how nasty are we talking? Kick you in the goolies for no reason nasty or just plain ol' freaky?


She was married to a man called Fred, and the murdered loads of people together. C'mon man, you should know these things! :whip:


Freds brother John was a bit fishy as well


Indeed he was. :yes:


Well he was a fisherman so smelling fishy is an occupational hazard.


Being from the west country I find this offensive. I've never farmed and hardly ever murder people.
By andrew
#310245
There's a West in the UK?


Yep... you've got the western side of the island, the West Country (with a lot of farmers) and a very nasty woman called Rose. :twisted:


Who's this Rose and how nasty are we talking? Kick you in the goolies for no reason nasty or just plain ol' freaky?


She was married to a man called Fred, and the murdered loads of people together. C'mon man, you should know these things! :whip:


Freds brother John was a bit fishy as well


Indeed he was. :yes:


Well he was a fisherman so smelling fishy is an occupational hazard.


Being from the west country I find this offensive. I've never farmed and hardly ever murder people.


Being partly from a fishing background, I don't find it offensive at all. Incidentlally, how does one go about farming people? Is a combine harvester required?
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