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[geetface9]

I was drunk this morning! Two of my buddies locked their keys in their car so I went and picked them up to give 'em a ride home. They asked me to take them to the gas station real quick and walked out with six 40oz bottles of mickey's, two for each of us, and a bottle of jack daniels. So I was like ok, well I guess I'm getting drunk today!! And so I did

[myownalias]

I was drunk this morning!

No, I refuse to believe it, I always thought you were such a sober person.... or maybe I am mixing you up with someone else!

[racechick]

I was drunk this morning! Two of my buddies locked their keys in their car so I went and picked them up to give 'em a ride home. They asked me to take them to the gas station real quick and walked out with six 40oz bottles of mickey's, two for each of us, and a bottle of jack daniels. So I was like ok, well I guess I'm getting drunk today!! And so I did

Sounds like a good plan

[geetface9]

I was drunk this morning!

No, I refuse to believe it, I always thought you were such a sober person.... or maybe I am mixing you up with someone else!

yeah you must have me mixed up, I would never touch that stuff

[andrew]

I was drunk this morning!

No, I refuse to believe it, I always thought you were such a sober person.... or maybe I am mixing you up with someone else!

yeah you must have me mixed up, I would never touch that stuff

He drinks it as quick it doesn't touch the sides.

[LewEngBridewell]

My f!cking internet isn't working properly!!!! I can only open certain websites! But the IMPORTANT things that need to be done cannot be done, because the pages "cannot be loaded". Arrrgggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

[andrew]

It's punishment from DD.

[darwin dali]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

[LRW]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

My favorite sin, is to break the 161st Jewish commandment.

[darwin dali]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

My favorite sin, is to break the 161st Jewish commandment.

...which is: thou shall not sell your first born son's foreskin to the local butcher?

[LRW]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

My favorite sin, is to break the 161st Jewish commandment.

...which is: thou shall not sell your first born son's foreskin to the local butcher?

No. Id say its a little bloodier than that.

http://www.religionfacts.com/judaism/practices/613.htm

[darwin dali]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

My favorite sin, is to break the 161st Jewish commandment.

...which is: thou shall not sell your first born son's foreskin to the local butcher?

No. Id say its a little bloodier than that.

http://www.religionfacts.com/judaism/practices/613.htm

The following two sound interesting when you consider the implications:

157. Not to have homosexual sexual relations Lev. 18:22
158. Not to have homosexual sexual relations with your father Lev. 18:7

So, they felt the need to double up and clarify ...with your father. And implied then, this means heterosexual relations with your father are ok, right?

[What's Burning?]

It's punishment from DD.

Just pick your sin...

My favorite sin, is to break the 161st Jewish commandment.

...which is: thou shall not sell your first born son's foreskin to the local butcher?

No. Id say its a little bloodier than that.

http://www.religionfacts.com/judaism/practices/613.htm

The following two sound interesting when you consider the implications:

157. Not to have homosexual sexual relations Lev. 18:22
158. Not to have homosexual sexual relations with your father Lev. 18:7

So, they felt the need to double up and clarify ...with your father. And implied then, this means heterosexual relations with your father are ok, right?

No, because a little further up it states the father is not to have sexual relations with his daughter.
It's the first time I've ever seen this list, but reading it I've come to realize I'd make one sinful jew.

[darwin dali]

It's the first time I've ever seen this list, but reading it I've come to realize I'd make one sinful jew.

Tell us something new!

[suitcase]

Aww:
207. Not to take the mother bird from her children
208. To release the mother bird if she was taken from the nest
You know that's adorable!!