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[What's Burning?]

Err..yeah, that was sarcasm. You could be forgiven though, text is sometimes hard to judge.

Ever text "Me love you long time!" and after you press send realize you're still texting with your boss? Oops...back to F1 conversation.

please, do go on... did your boss take you up on the offer?

[andrew]

Err..yeah, that was sarcasm. You could be forgiven though, text is sometimes hard to judge.

Ever text "Me love you long time!" and after you press send realize you're still texting with your boss? Oops...back to F1 conversation.

Can as say that I have.

Something you want to share with us?

[The Second Coming]

Err..yeah, that was sarcasm. You could be forgiven though, text is sometimes hard to judge.

Ever text "Me love you long time!" and after you press send realize you're still texting with your boss? Oops...back to F1 conversation.

please, do go on... did your boss take you up on the offer?

She jokingly asked if she was required to buy me lunch first.

[What's Burning?]

Err..yeah, that was sarcasm. You could be forgiven though, text is sometimes hard to judge.

Ever text "Me love you long time!" and after you press send realize you're still texting with your boss? Oops...back to F1 conversation.

please, do go on... did your boss take you up on the offer?

She jokingly asked if she was required to buy me lunch first.

queue the pron music.

[The Second Coming]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

[Hammer278]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

[andrew]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

Nothing wrong with parking in Rascasse. It's handy for the shops.

At east he didn't lie to gain a position.

[Hammer278]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

Nothing wrong with parking in Rascasse. It's handy for the shops.

At east he didn't lie to gain a position.

So you're one of those geniuses who believed him when he said he lost control at Rascasse, just when Alonso was right behind going quicker. Okay.

[The Second Coming]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

Nothing wrong with parking in Rascasse. It's handy for the shops.

At east he didn't lie to gain a position.

I hear great things about the restaurant/pub on that corner. Do you think Schumi is a Heineken man?

[andrew]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

Nothing wrong with parking in Rascasse. It's handy for the shops.

At east he didn't lie to gain a position.

I hear great things about the restaurant/pub on that corner. Do you think Schumi is a Heineken man?

I'd like to think so. It's a rather tasty beer and the chap has both feet on the ground so chances are he'll have good taste. I'm wondering if Hakkinen would like Heineken?

[The Second Coming]

Uh oh...Schumi found to be the naughty one in that fracas with Senna. 5-spot grid penalty for Monaco. I bet he will park his heap at Rascasse right in front of Senna to teach the good lad a lesson. Ooo...did I say that out loud?!

Nothing wrong with parking in Rascasse. It's handy for the shops.

At east he didn't lie to gain a position.

I hear great things about the restaurant/pub on that corner. Do you think Schumi is a Heineken man?

I'd like to think so. It's a rather tasty beer and the chap has both feet on the ground so chances are he'll have good taste. I'm wondering if Hakkinen would like Heineken?

If memory serves, I believe Mika was once quoted as saying "I never met a Heiney I didn't like." Wait, was he talking abou...

[vaptin]

About time we had a crazy first lap and 5 different winners now! Brilliant, where the hell did Williams pull that one from? Genuine pace in qualifying, and him and Alonso ran away from the Lotus's in the first part of the race, good call for the second pit stop, Ferrari were completely caught out there, either pit Alonso straight away or stay out long enough for a significant difference in tyre freshness, look at how close Kimi came from a bigger gap than Maldonado to Alonso.

But credit where it's due. And it's due in a lot of places.

Pity about Perez though, and Massa is again very poor.

[racechick]

Going back to the changing of the Red Bull noses. I have a theory, but Im not sure if the rules would allow it, or even if its feasible, so I'll just run it past you and see what you think.

I think they had two front noses for each driver, one set up for a car with a heavy fuel load and one set up for a car with a light fuel load. The one set up for the light fuel load would make such an improvement in lap times at that point in the race, that it is worth the time taken to swap the nose, especially if its done with a tyre change.
Would that work?

[Hammer278]

Going back to the changing of the Red Bull noses. I have a theory, but Im not sure if the rules would allow it, or even if its feasible, so I'll just run it past you and see what you think.

I think they had two front noses for each driver, one set up for a car with a heavy fuel load and one set up for a car with a light fuel load. The one set up for the light fuel load would make such an improvement in lap times at that point in the race, that it is worth the time taken to swap the nose, especially if its done with a tyre change.
Would that work?

Interesting theory, but I don't think so. Webber actually slowed down massively before changing the nose and even he doesn't know why. This doesn't point towards Redbull trying to take advantage in the pitstops.

My theory is more of Redbull trying to hide some secrets under the carpet. Those famous front wings of last year, probably designed more stringently this year was probably flexing so much/or something that it was causing problems, and they were forced to change both noses on the cars in order to keep their closets...locked.

[andrew]

Going back to the changing of the Red Bull noses. I have a theory, but Im not sure if the rules would allow it, or even if its feasible, so I'll just run it past you and see what you think.

I think they had two front noses for each driver, one set up for a car with a heavy fuel load and one set up for a car with a light fuel load. The one set up for the light fuel load would make such an improvement in lap times at that point in the race, that it is worth the time taken to swap the nose, especially if its done with a tyre change.
Would that work?

Red Bull undone by unknown assailant