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[andrew]

Who's a ducks arse?

Donald?

[LewEngBridewell]

According to the little title underneath your username, you're still a Mod yourself Jabberwocky! What's going on then? You a half-mod? Or is DD's organisation and presentation slacking?

you little punk!

I thought you'd like that one

Oh well, office just moved half a continent away from you

Easyjet it is then!

Nah, Ryanair's more you're style ya wee chav!

Hahaha chav.... I'm quite the opposite in real life you know!

[geetface9]

wtf is a chav? lol

[andrew]

wtf is a chav? lol

LewEngBridewell.

[What's Burning?]

Humanoid in appearance, but primative and animalistic in nature, chavs are fast becoming the bane of humanity. Now all but classified as a completely seperate species, chavs took the left of the fork on the road of evolution when everybody else went right. Today, chavs can be seen in almost every urban area of Britain. Easily identified by either their baseball caps, hooped sports sweaters, excess Burberry and impossibly colourful Nike trainers (male) or scraped back frizzy hair, earrings you could train a dolphin to jump through, cheap leggings and Reebok Classics (female), chavs hunt in packs. Unlike other species, chavs hunt for cigarettes and bus fare instead of food. Food is always obtained at fast food establishments such as McDonalds, or convenience stores (Spar, Late Shop). It is quite common for food to be thrown instead of eaten, with the chav preferring his / her fags and cider / Lambrini (charver cava). Chavs are normally hostile towards humans, particularly those who favour alternative music, whom they have branded "moshers" or "grungers". A chav's music collection is limited. Hip-hop and hardcore for the males, Britney and trance for the females. Dogs (the more volatile, the better), mobile phones, cheap or fake gold and "souped-up" (debadged) 1990's Vauxhall Novas are must-have accessories. Note: the above description typifies the average chav, but there are actually quite a few varieties. Be sure to look for them at any of the following location...

[Blackavar]

Hey, woah, let's not diss Ryanair people. Keep your heads cool please. 50 quid return flights to Talinn? It's the stuff of legends.

[LewEngBridewell]

wtf is a chav? lol

LewEngBridewell.

Yep, that's me

[vlad]

Humanoid in appearance, but primative and animalistic in nature, chavs are fast becoming the bane of humanity. Now all but classified as a completely seperate species, chavs took the left of the fork on the road of evolution when everybody else went right. Today, chavs can be seen in almost every urban area of Britain. Easily identified by either their baseball caps, hooped sports sweaters, excess Burberry and impossibly colourful Nike trainers (male) or scraped back frizzy hair, earrings you could train a dolphin to jump through, cheap leggings and Reebok Classics (female), chavs hunt in packs. Unlike other species, chavs hunt for cigarettes and bus fare instead of food. Food is always obtained at fast food establishments such as McDonalds, or convenience stores (Spar, Late Shop). It is quite common for food to be thrown instead of eaten, with the chav preferring his / her fags and cider / Lambrini (charver cava). Chavs are normally hostile towards humans, particularly those who favour alternative music, whom they have branded "moshers" or "grungers". A chav's music collection is limited. Hip-hop and hardcore for the males, Britney and trance for the females. Dogs (the more volatile, the better), mobile phones, cheap or fake gold and "souped-up" (debadged) 1990's Vauxhall Novas are must-have accessories. Note: the above description typifies the average chav, but there are actually quite a few varieties. Be sure to look for them at any of the following location...

Hahahaha! Awesome!!!

[andrew]

wtf is a chav? lol

LewEngBridewell.

Yep, that's me

Kwality min!*


*This is ned** speak. A straight translation would be "quality man" which means to normal people "very good".

**Ned - a Scottish version of the chav otherwise known as a typical Glaswegian.

[Jabberwocky]

It all started as an acronym I think
Council Housed And Violent.

Not to be confused with BELM

[LRW]

There's only one way to contact people in DD's dungeon. . .

In seriousness, I agree with the sentiment, maybe we need a reverse introductions section, at least we'll know what's going on, and it gives us a chance to "talk" them out of it.

You mean a goodbye thread, in which people can try to talk potential leavers out of it? There's a fair few of those in the Forum & Website Issues section, mainly around late 2009, when times were pretty darn turbulent round here.

Oh god, don't bring all THAT up again!! McLaren Fan-gate, Tex-gate etc. do not need to be revisited...

Exactly... those who were members then will remember all the controversy caused at the time, probably the worst i ever saw on here in my 4 1/2 years posting here. I would rather not have a repeat of that myself. All a bit unnecessary too, in my view.

Ooh. Sounds juicy. Give the highlights for those of us not here....

[andrew]

There's only one way to contact people in DD's dungeon. . .

In seriousness, I agree with the sentiment, maybe we need a reverse introductions section, at least we'll know what's going on, and it gives us a chance to "talk" them out of it.

You mean a goodbye thread, in which people can try to talk potential leavers out of it? There's a fair few of those in the Forum & Website Issues section, mainly around late 2009, when times were pretty darn turbulent round here.

Oh god, don't bring all THAT up again!! McLaren Fan-gate, Tex-gate etc. do not need to be revisited...

Exactly... those who were members then will remember all the controversy caused at the time, probably the worst i ever saw on here in my 4 1/2 years posting here. I would rather not have a repeat of that myself. All a bit unnecessary too, in my view.

Ooh. Sounds juicy. Give the highlights for those of us not here....

Clicky-clicky-click-click and linky-winky-dinky-tinky but don't tell anyone I told you.

[vaptin]

by myownalias » 24 Nov 09, 04:33

Locked at the request of original poster.

No more goodbye threads please.

A man of his word. Ironically, most of the members who posted on those threads have left now.

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Maybe I'll start reverse introduction threads on peoples behalf, post what I'd think they'd say and how they'd write their reverse introduction thread.

[What's Burning?]

I think some of those members lost interest and not returned, some were shown the door. I joined the forum February the following season, and must have quickly become one of the popular ones.

[LRW]

Clicky-clicky-click-click and linky-winky-dinky-tinky but don't tell anyone I told you.

well that was dull.

Thanks for the link-winky-stinky-trinky-flinky-dink-dinks.....