- 24 Sep 11, 23:09#276880
Following the leak of a controversial image in the British media, the FIA has announced that they will ban the secret technology that Red Bull has utilized to help Sebastian Vettel win two consecutive world championship titles.
After receiving this image, we have looked into the issue and found that indeed, Sebastian Vettel has competed in the 2010 and 2011 Formula One season with a "blue machine with above-average speed that originated from the United Kingdom". While we don't have concrete proof that the RB7 has also been used to travel through time and space, traces of what our technicians refer to as "Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey stuff", may have been found in some of the fuel samples.
We will review the 2012 technical regulations to ensure that such unsportsmanlike behavior can not be repeated. Our legal team is currently discussing with the United Nations whether or not Time Lords are protected under the "Universal Declaration of Human Rights" and if it is possible to limit participation in Formula One to members of the homo sapiens race.
The less intelligent observers say anyone could do it in that car.
misleading title. 
Yeah so did I! Hopes of a return to competition at the front of the grid began to glimmer, but they were swiftly stifled......
