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[mnmracer]

Disclaimer: I'm not sure how it is felt around here cross-referencing to other websites, but this was just so funny, I had to share it.
Disclaimer 2: This is not real, but a very very funny spoof.

Engineer: Michael, we're concerned you might get a penalty for blocking.

Michael: Why?

Engineer: Because Race Control just warned us you were blocking.

Michael: Blocking? Why - it's my own team-mate?

Engineer: No, it's Hamilton. That yellow helmet is Hamilton not Nico.

Michael: Oh (pause) I can't see anything in my mirrors.

Engineer: Are the mirrors broken?

Michael: No, somebody has stuck a nice photo of Kobayashi in the left mirror and Petrov in the right mirror.

Engineer: Can you repeat that?

Michael: Only joking - hang on a second, we're coming up to Ascari ...Yes! And again he fails to take The Schum! Get in there mein Sohn!

Engineer: Michael, you have to stop blocking.

Michael: We are having a nice battle.

Engineer: Charlie doesn't see it that way.

Michael: You know I wonder if I can get him onto the grass this lap...

Engineer: If you don't stop blocking I'm going to get Ross.

Michael: Not listening!

Ross: Michael, this is Ross. You have to leave room for Lewis at Ascari

Michael: There is plenty of room.

Ross: You need to leave a car's width of tarmac, not just a car's width between yours and the barrier.

Michael: This really is a nice lot of fun.

Ross: Michael, you have to leave Lewis room, if you collide-

Michael: He'll get the blame. He always gets the blame for everything. It won't be a problem.

Ross: We had enough trouble with Rubens last year.

Michael: Schum, Schum, Schum Schum, Schuuuuuuuuuum!

Ross: If you don't move over I'll tell people about 1994.

Michael: Er...you know, I think my tyres are going off.

[Ends]

from: Planet F1

[The_Stig_Money]

Very funny, lol.

Scuuuuuuummmmm!

[bud]

funny

[What's Burning?]

Damn we don't get any of these radio messages in the stateside broadcasts!

[myownalias]

That's great; and they say German's don't have a sense of humour!

[racechick]

That was hilarious! thanks for postig it.

[zurich_allan]

Love this! It's all absolutely spot on!!

[Bubbie]

I nearly peed a little at that. Great!!!

[f1usa]

mnmracer, that's good stuff. When Brawn replied "I'll tell people about 1994"..................can anybody shed a little light on meaning of that.

[bud]

mnmracer, that's good stuff. When Brawn replied "I'll tell people about 1994"..................can anybody shed a little light on meaning of that.

traction control was banned that season, and it was said Benetton were using it still.

[LewEngBridewell]

That was an excellent read

[killem2]

lol. is this for real? I mean I know it says verbatim, but really? I love it either way.

[myownalias]

mnmracer, that's good stuff. When Brawn replied "I'll tell people about 1994"..................can anybody shed a little light on meaning of that.

traction control was banned that season, and it was said Benetton were using it still.

Or maybe the now infamous incident that won Schumacher the world title that year...

I didn't know about the traction control issue in '94... I learn something new every day!

[Hammer278]

You always have new things to learn where the Schummmmmm is involved...

[f1usa]

lol. is this for real? I mean I know it says verbatim, but really? I love it either way.

On the laughter scale, this ranks up there with the TV interview of Aussie partyboy Corey Worthington.