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[andrew]

Hey those of you that put vegetarianism in there, I bet you I could cook you a vegetarian meal you'd like!! (Im not veggie by the way, just dont eat much red meat)

I doubt it. I can't stand most veg, in fact if I was a veggie I'd starve!

I was one of the folk who put vegetarianism. I could never be a vegetarian, because I love meat too much to ever give it up. However, I have had some vegetarian meals, and I wouldn't say no to them. It's just I couldn't live like that all the time.

Thats fair comment. i dont think I could give up fish or chicken.

Andrew, do you like cheese?

Depends what sort of cheese. Why?

[andrew]

Kids- Never having them, more money for myself and less s*it to clear up.

Amen to that! Only one thing worse than kids - people that witter on endlessly about their bloody kids even when you have politely told them that you couldn't give a stuff about their horrible little offspring.

Hamilton haters- F1 is a huge part of me, Hamilton is the driver that got me into the sport and who i follow like a puppy. Cant understand why people wouldnt like him because i can only get: Anglophobic, Racist, Envious as traits youd have to have to hate him.[/qoute]

Well I dislike Hamilton but I am not anglophobic, racist or envious.

Mental Illness- As someone who suffers from a very very mild form of OCD (i dont like being unclean fullstop and im a bit funny touching public stuff like door handles)

When leaving a public bog, do you use a piece of lavvy paper to open the door and then subtley drop it behind the door when you let go of the handle or is it just me? I used to work as a building surveyor and I can tell you that is not a job for someone with OCD (not that I have OCD, I'm just a very hygenic person) who hates mess - mushrooms growing out of damp carpets was a always a surprising delight to see.

[FRAFPDD]

HAHA YES ANDREW! I do exactly that, infact what i do is try and nudge the door open with my foot or if that fails pull a shirt or something over my hand to open it and dont touch my mr.johnson with anything thats just touched like a handle.........

Then i try if the oppurtunity arises to let someone else open the door on the way out and follow them through.


I dont bother with public toilets its only at clubs i do this, and even then im usually too shitfaced to really care!


Not to alarm you but that door handle thing is an OCD trait, my doctor reckons MILLIONS more people have it then is said, its a reaction to the ever changing knowsledge of germs and society and stuff that people develop a form of it, but mine really isnt a problem, infact nobody i know ever knew or suspected i had it?



As for kids, good choice, and Hamilton.....well then your an exception.

[darwin dali]

Yeah, need to do something about door knobs at my dungeon - they always seem a bit sticky from youknowwhat...

[andrew]

Yeah, need to do something about door knobs at my dungeon - they always seem a bit sticky from youknowwhat...

You should really stop walking about your dungeon eating jam butties!

Not to alarm you but that door handle thing is an OCD trait, my doctor reckons MILLIONS more people have it then is said, its a reaction to the ever changing knowsledge of germs and society and stuff that people develop a form of it, but mine really isnt a problem, infact nobody i know ever knew or suspected i had it?

I think I picked it up from my Dad (not that I spend time with him in the toilet) when I were just a little lad.

Is hover pooing a sign of OCD or just good sense?

]As for kids, good choice, and Hamilton.....well then your an exception.

I just don't like his big headed attitude. I've never liked people like that.

Used to work with a few folk like that but I did one day take one of them down a few pegs which felt pretty good. Then the next day my immediate boss told me he had had a word with my co-worker and took him down a few more. That was an excellent start to that day!

[darwin dali]

Yeah, need to do something about door knobs at my dungeon - they always seem a bit sticky from youknowwhat...

You should really stop walking about your dungeon eating jam butties!

The chocolate fudge is the worst

[FRAFPDD]

I was gonna say i got the childline number here if you got some repressed memories with "daddy"

Hover pooing......A HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my dear god im actually crying. Your delivery is of a veteran comedian honestly lolol

Most "Normal" OCD people put toilet paper on the seats, i do this mainly because i have two brothers and they piss all over it, and they get s*** cold and its horrible, its comfier warmer and more hygeinic to my bottom.

Seriously though hover pooing, how can you never of heard of toilet papering the seats, with all that straining your calf muscles must be like a horse.



As for Hamilton, i LOVE arrogant people that can pull it off, a few months back before this season Paul Di Resta said something along the lines of Vettel and Hamilton are only winning cause i werent there, and i said then if he is as good as them i will absolutely love him, if he doesnt ill hate him more then any other.... Arrogance in people with no means to be arrogant is the worst thing ever but if you are as good as you show off to be, brilliant trait, like Senna thinking he was god.

I joke by the way i can see why someone chooses not to like or just not support Hamilton having hated him a bit myself (aka monza 2010) hes just another driver (only hes much better then any other )

[andrew]

I was gonna say i got the childline number here if you got some repressed memories with "daddy"

Hover pooing......A HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my dear god im actually crying. Your delivery is of a veteran comedian honestly lolol

Most "Normal" OCD people put toilet paper on the seats, i do this mainly because i have two brothers and they piss all over it, and they get s*** cold and its horrible, its comfier warmer and more hygeinic to my bottom.

Seriously though hover pooing, how can you never of heard of toilet papering the seats, with all that straining your calf muscles must be like a horse.

I think you need these.

Hovering is more environmentally friendly. It depends how long you're going to take - if I'm at home or at my parents or somewhere I know someone cleans regularly and thoroughly I don't have any problem.

BTW I can jump 6ft straight up from crouching.

[darwin dali]

TMI

[andrew]

TMI

You're just jealous of my jumping prowess.

[FRAFPDD]

I was gonna say i got the childline number here if you got some repressed memories with "daddy"

Hover pooing......A HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my dear god im actually crying. Your delivery is of a veteran comedian honestly lolol

Most "Normal" OCD people put toilet paper on the seats, i do this mainly because i have two brothers and they piss all over it, and they get s*** cold and its horrible, its comfier warmer and more hygeinic to my bottom.

Seriously though hover pooing, how can you never of heard of toilet papering the seats, with all that straining your calf muscles must be like a horse.

I think you need these.

Hovering is more environmentally friendly. It depends how long you're going to take - if I'm at home or at my parents or somewhere I know someone cleans regularly and thoroughly I don't have any problem.

BTW I can jump 6ft straight up from crouching.

55 quid for 175 craps..........thats basically 55 quid for a chicken vindaloo and some popadoms.... ill stick with the unenvironmentally friendly option

[andrew]

I was gonna say i got the childline number here if you got some repressed memories with "daddy"

Hover pooing......A HAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh my dear god im actually crying. Your delivery is of a veteran comedian honestly lolol

Most "Normal" OCD people put toilet paper on the seats, i do this mainly because i have two brothers and they piss all over it, and they get s*** cold and its horrible, its comfier warmer and more hygeinic to my bottom.

Seriously though hover pooing, how can you never of heard of toilet papering the seats, with all that straining your calf muscles must be like a horse.

I think you need these.

Hovering is more environmentally friendly. It depends how long you're going to take - if I'm at home or at my parents or somewhere I know someone cleans regularly and thoroughly I don't have any problem.

BTW I can jump 6ft straight up from crouching.

55 quid for 175 craps..........thats basically 55 quid for a chicken vindaloo and some popadoms.... ill stick with the unenvironmentally friendly option

I'm sure you could use it more that once or wash it.

[andrew]

Yeah, need to do something about door knobs at my dungeon - they always seem a bit sticky from youknowwhat...

You should really stop walking about your dungeon eating jam butties!

The chocolate fudge is the worst

I thought you'd be more into WHIPPED cream. Geddit?

See, I can do crap puns as well!

[darwin dali]

Yeah, need to do something about door knobs at my dungeon - they always seem a bit sticky from youknowwhat...

You should really stop walking about your dungeon eating jam butties!

The chocolate fudge is the worst

I thought you'd be more into WHIPPED cream. Geddit?

See, I can do crap puns as well!

Fo shure - as long as they don't involve a zipper

[Jabberwocky]

1. benifit scroungers
2. my ex's
3. Berine E
4. bosses with no back bones
5. dithering drivers
6. backseat drivers
7. the iNaming convention
8. working out shift rosters
9. silly emails from bosses
10. this thread