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[stonemonkey]

Bernie never had scalextric when he was a kid, he's just trying to make up for it now. Short cuts, sprinklers, what next, jumps?

[myownalias]

I think Bernie is very clever; he brings up these stupid ideas before the start of the season every year; they never happen but it does shine a huge spotlight on the sport, great publicity!

[Gaz]

I think Bernie is very clever; he brings up these stupid ideas before the start of the season every year; they never happen but it does shine a huge spotlight on the sport, great publicity!

Yeh thats exactly what he did, but it may bite him in the bottom this time as he might have to implement it

[stonemonkey]

I think Bernie is very clever; he brings up these stupid ideas before the start of the season every year; they never happen but it does shine a huge spotlight on the sport, great publicity!

So it might generate a couple of headlines but it's just going to attract ridicule.

[vaptin]

Just rinse the track before the race and quali, have it fairly random, reduces the traction for drivers.

[What's Burning?]

I think Bernie is very clever; he brings up these stupid ideas before the start of the season every year; they never happen but it does shine a huge spotlight on the sport, great publicity!

he could get the same publicity result with an overdose of viagara and he'd be less ridiculed.

[Frontrunner]

Still can't beleive BE is still talking about these dam Sprinklers

Seriously the dude has issues, what they are i don't know??

What next, banana peels, nails, quick sand, jumps, RPGs to be bolted to the cars, etc

[F1er]

I think Bernie is very clever; he brings up these stupid ideas before the start of the season every year; they never happen but it does shine a huge spotlight on the sport, great publicity!

If thats why he's doing it,which I highly doubt,I got a suggestion for Mr.Cuckoo; If it's more publicity he wants,all he gotta do is get caught in umpalumpa scandal and all the headlines are there for the taking

[Jamie]

I heard Mira are supplying the showers? POWER SHOWER MOFO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vlad]

What next, banana peels, nails, quick sand, jumps, RPGs to be bolted to the cars, etc

Hahaha!!!
I hear that Queen song again...

[Jamie]

this is turning out like

[killem2]

This just in, the cost for sprinkers proved to be far to great, next solution, arm the fans with baby oil filled water balloons, and T shirt cannons.

[Jensonb]

This just in, the cost for sprinkers proved to be far to great, next solution, arm the fans with baby oil filled water balloons, and T shirt cannons.

In a related move, fans can now park their Motorhomes and Caravans in the infield.

[What's Burning?]

This just in, the cost for sprinkers proved to be far to great, next solution, arm the fans with baby oil filled water balloons, and T shirt cannons.

In a related move, fans can now park their Motorhomes and Caravans in the infield.

Now that's the positive side of NASCAR!

[kerc]

This just in, the cost for sprinkers proved to be far to great, next solution, arm the fans with baby oil filled water balloons, and T shirt cannons.

I would throw the baby oil NOT at the track.