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[JackMaster]

I will try this with my girl, do it and cry at the same time

I'll let you know how it works out

Wait, what are you going to try? You're going to cry when she's beating you up to see if if her rage subsides and you lose your erection? I'm confused.

Well,girls have cried before(out of pleasure) while we were at it.
So now I will try crying,and see if the sails stay up the first part it's the hardest
Doing my own research here

girls plural? or girls my right hand
most evenings?

[What's Burning?]

So a thread on chemosignals in tears ends up as a discussion on masturbation...

[darwin dali]

So a thread on chemosignals in tears ends up as a discussion on masturbation...

C'est choquant, n'est-ce pas?

[What's Burning?]

So a thread on chemosignals in tears ends up as a discussion on masturbation...

C'est choquant, n'est-ce pas?

un garcon avec temps? oui... ce la vie.

I wish there was a lesson here somewhere.

[Jabberwocky]

a lesson in what? choking the chicken?

[darwin dali]

a lesson in what? choking the chicken?

Spanking the monkey?
Waxing the carrot?
Choking the bishop?
Jacking the beanstock?
Yankee-ing the doodle?
Petting the one eyed wonder weasel?
Waxing the wood?
Caulking the cracks?
Taking Herman to the circus?
Pumping the python?
Flogging the dolphin?
Beating your meat?
Burping the worm?
Buffing the banana?
Walking the dog?
Roping the pony?
Whacking the mole?
Shizzling the nizzle?
Tickling the pickle?
Playing the skin flute?
Cranking the shank?
Manual override?
Wonking your cronker?
Tossing the turkey?
Polishing the rocket?
Pounding your flounder?

[What's Burning?]

and for the ladies...


A night in with the girls
Airing the orchid
Applying lip gloss
Auditioning the finger puppets
Banging the box
Bashing the gash
Basting the tuna
Bathing the kitty
Beating around the bush
Beating the Beaver
Brushing your afro
Buffing the bead
Buffing the Weasel
Burying the knuckle
Butterin' the muffin
Buttering your bagel
Carpet bumping
Cat got tongue
Checking for depth
Checking for squirrels
Checking the foxhole
Checking the muffler
Checking the oil
Checking the pulse
Checking the status of the I/O port
Circling the knoll
Clam bake for one
Cleaning between the camel's toes
Cleaning my fur coat
Cleaning the kitchen
Clitters
Coaxing the genie out of the magic lamp
Coaxing the turtle out of her shell
Coming into your own
Copping a clam
Creamin' the pie
Defrosting the freezer
Dialing the rotary phone
Digging a trench
Digging for gold
Digging in
Digging the cream
Digitizing
Dipping
Dipping for ice cream
Diving for pearls
Doing something for my chapped lips
Doing the sweet slide
Doing the two-finger slot rumba
Doing the two-finger ballet
Doing the two-finger salute
Doing your nails
Doodling the noodle
Double knuckling
Double-clicking your mouse
Dousing the digits
Draining your tuna
Drilling for oil
Drinking from the fountain of youth
Drinking from the furry cup
Driving Ms. Daisy
Dunking your doughnut
Dusting the endtable
Engaging in safe umpalumpa
Entering the forest
Entering the ring of fire
Erasing the problem
Excavating the Tunnel of Love
Exploring the bush
Fanning the fur
Feeding the bearded clam
Feeding the cat
Feeding the pony
Feeding your slot
Feeling your funnel
Fiddling the bean
Filling the pink taco
Filling your niche
Finding yourself
Finger bang
Finger blasting
Finger dipping
Finger pie
Finger-pole the hole
Fingerbating
Fingering
Fingering something out
Fingerpainting
Finishing the job
Fishing
Fishing for cumpliments
Fishing for mackerel
Flash flood
Flickin' the bean
Flicking the switch
Flicking the tic tac
Flipping the light switch repeatedly
Flossing the cat
Fluffing the kitty
Fluffing the muff
Frigging

[JackMaster]

This thread will be immediately locked and everybody banned! My God! How much language expertise in only two human beings.

[texasmr2]

Now back to our regularly scheduled programming .
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[F1er]

I will try this with my girl, do it and cry at the same time

I'll let you know how it works out

Wait, what are you going to try? You're going to cry when she's beating you up to see if if her rage subsides and you lose your erection? I'm confused.

Well,girls have cried before(out of pleasure) while we were at it.
So now I will try crying,and see if the sails stay up the first part it's the hardest
Doing my own research here

girls plural? or girls my right hand
most evenings?

Yes,girls plural Even though Rosie has always been there,and you know some people are not still virgins playing with blowup dolls!

[darwin dali]

I will try this with my girl, do it and cry at the same time

I'll let you know how it works out

Wait, what are you going to try? You're going to cry when she's beating you up to see if if her rage subsides and you lose your erection? I'm confused.

Well,girls have cried before(out of pleasure) while we were at it.
So now I will try crying,and see if the sails stay up the first part it's the hardest
Doing my own research here

girls plural? or girls my right hand
most evenings?

Yes,girls plural Even though Rosie has always been there,and you know some people are not still virgins playing with blowup dolls!

You're not 'Forza' are you?
Anybody remember this thread?

[What's Burning?]

I think it had something to do with tears of women being the anti-viagara.

[The_Stig_Money]

Her tears have not stopped me yet!

JK