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[F1er]

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[Bruno_Brazil]

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\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/ MUST SEE
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[darwin dali]

Need a new washing machine?

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

[texasmr2]

Need a new washing machine?

http://www.m2film.dk/fleggaard/trailer2.swf

Have not seen that one in awhile but thanks !

[Spiritinthesky]

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

"Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub, and then we offer a
teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to
empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would use the
bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No." said the Director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you
want a bed near the window?"

[texasmr2]

^^^^^ Good one .

[texasmr2]

I just recieved a new Rolex !!!

This past weekend the smokin hot lesbian neighbors were over at the house.

After a few drinks the topic turned to umpalumpa at which point they got pretty descriptive as to what went on in their bedroom.... to which I mumbled I wanna watch.....


I don't think she understood.....

[Bruno_Brazil]

If somebody came to you and said:

"Man, I was fishing this morning...I threw my hook in the water and guess what? I got a Shark!!! yeah, man! a f***ing shark!! believe me!! And that's not all...I got him then I brought him to the shore and guess what? An aligator approached trying to get my catch!Yeahh dude!! An aligator!! And I said: "No f***ing way, you f***ing aligator...not today!" then I hit him in the head with my rod and he ran away from me!! "


Would you say this guy is a liar?


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[Bruno_Brazil]

I just recieved a new Rolex !!!

This past weekend the smokin hot lesbian neighbors were over at the house.

After a few drinks the topic turned to umpalumpa at which point they got pretty descriptive as to what went on in their bedroom.... to which I mumbled I wanna watch.....


I don't think she understood.....

That's when you sing...Always look on the bright side of life...

[Bruno_Brazil]

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[texasmr2]

I wonder what he was watching ?

[texasmr2]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7a_1292014770

[Bruno_Brazil]

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d7a_1292014770

Sense.













This makes none.

[Bruno_Brazil]

[F1er]

One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. The man sat in the front seat fumbling around with his keys for several minutes.
Meanwhile, all the other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started his engine and began to pull away. The police officer was waiting for him. As soon as he pulled onto the street, the officer stopped him, read him his rights and administered the breathalyzer test to determine his blood-alcohol content.
The results showed a reading of 0.0.
The puzzled officer demanded to know how that could be. The driver replied, "Tonight I'm the designated decoy."