The humour thread.

Re: The humour thread.#208198

By Bruno_Brazil - 24 Jul 10, 16:13

- 24 Jul 10, 16:13#208198

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#208262

By Bruno_Brazil - 25 Jul 10, 11:02

- 25 Jul 10, 11:02#208262

LOLLLLLLLL

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#209640

By Bruno_Brazil - 31 Jul 10, 13:24

- 31 Jul 10, 13:24#209640

Translation:
1- Let's go...almost there...Damn Mario!! let's try again....
2- TIME TO GO TO BED!!!!!!!!
3- Only 5 minutes more...please....

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#209773

By Bruno_Brazil - 31 Jul 10, 23:33

- 31 Jul 10, 23:33#209773

A joke my father told me today...

An old woman is taking a rest at home when, suddenly, she sees a shadow passing by rapidly...

She goes after him carefully, grab his testicles and ask:
— WHO ARE YOU?
- - - - silence - - - -

then she starts to grab them more and more and asks again:
— WHO ARE YOUUUUUUU ?!?!?!?!?!?!
- - - - silence - - - -

and she grabs them with more strength, almost smashing the poor testicles...
— WHO ARE YOU MOTHER FU CKER ?!?!?!?!?!!??!

then the sorrowful voice starts to speak:
— It- It- it's Jo-Jo-John....
— WICH JOHN?!??!?!?!!?!?!
— the-the-the...mute!!

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#211507

By Bruno_Brazil - 14 Aug 10, 21:41

- 14 Aug 10, 21:41#211507

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#212034

By Bruno_Brazil - 21 Aug 10, 18:00

- 21 Aug 10, 18:00#212034

the problem:
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/ne ... dford.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

the solution:
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_DfSzpH3p0qU/TG7Yh ... 117166.jpg" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#212311

By myownalias - 24 Aug 10, 17:52

- 24 Aug 10, 17:52#212311

Michael Schumacher?!?!

myownalias • The Englishman in Kansas • Twitter: @myownalias

Re: The humour thread.#212351

By SaintDean - 25 Aug 10, 10:35

- 25 Aug 10, 10:35#212351

Last night i went into town to have a few drinks. I went up to some bird and asked her if she had a pen. She indeed had one, so then i told her to go back to her pen before the farmer finds out your missing.

Re: The humour thread.#213525

By vaptin - 03 Sep 10, 21:05

- 03 Sep 10, 21:05#213525

Father Ted

http://www.youtube.com/show/fatherted?p ... AABB031E11" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Re: The humour thread.#213534

By darwin dali - 03 Sep 10, 22:01

- 03 Sep 10, 22:01#213534

http://www.minyanville.com/dailyfeed/go ... ri-recall/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: The humour thread.#213669

By shani182 - 05 Sep 10, 10:37

- 05 Sep 10, 10:37#213669

My friend sent these to me a while ago.

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Brace yourself, here comes the impact. It's only worth it if it comes hard. Darling trust yourself. Stick to your guns. No one said a revolution was easy.

Re: The humour thread.#213820

By 7UpJordan - 06 Sep 10, 18:06

- 06 Sep 10, 18:06#213820

Bruno_Brazil wrote:

LOLLLLLLLL

Where was "Barbie girl" in his playlist?

"And Mansell was lucky not to be taken off by that RIDICULOUS bit of driving by Alliot!!" - James Hunt
"AAAAAND into the pitlane..... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" - Murray Walker

Re: The humour thread.#218822

By scotty - 05 Oct 10, 17:41

- 05 Oct 10, 17:41#218822

He's been on the special brew, obviously...

Rising number one of Formula 1, Juan - Juan, one wonders should Juan only win one Formula 1 one year, would Juan have won that one in round one, Juan??

Re: The humour thread.#218863

By texasmr2 - 06 Oct 10, 00:08

- 06 Oct 10, 00:08#218863

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: The humour thread.#218997

By scotty - 07 Oct 10, 14:01

- 07 Oct 10, 14:01#218997

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1565240057587" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;

I'm so easily amused.

Rising number one of Formula 1, Juan - Juan, one wonders should Juan only win one Formula 1 one year, would Juan have won that one in round one, Juan??

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