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[kerc]

And it's all true. http://twitter.com/neweyfacts

[Fred_C_Dobbs]

Some of those are retreads of the Chuck Norris jokes but a number of them are really, really hilarious.

[nish2280]

"Adrian Newey simulates rain in the factory using the tears of his rivals."

Beautiful!

[Hansy]

Yeah, most of it is Chuck Norris. This, however, made me rofl:

"Adrian Newey's poos are so aerodynamic that they fall into the toilet without any splash at all."

[Jabberwocky]

lol @
Ben Collins wrote a book claiming he is The Stig so people don't discover it's been Adrian Newey all along.

[scotty]

Adrian Newey's breakfast bowl has a blown diffuser so that the milk can pass easily to the cornflakes.

[texasmr2]

Yeah, most of it is Chuck Norris. This, however, made me rofl:

"Adrian Newey's poos are so aerodynamic that they fall into the toilet without any splash at all."

[The_Stig_Money]

Only Adrian Newey knows what magnanimous means

[Hexagram]

Adrian Newey set the Lotus on fire by pointing his finger at it and saying 'bang'.

[The_Stig_Money]

Adrian Newey can confirm any message, audible or not.

[Flux]

lol, soo damn funny.

"Adrian Newey simulates rain in the factory using the tears of his rivals."

is classic