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#203848
Hey everyone,so this is my 1st post :wavey: . Sorry if this has been done before,but reading another thread gave me a great idea! Who would win if all the team-mates were to step into the ring & punch on?

So here is who i have winning, we are fighting UFC rules here, in an octagon, 3 x 5 minute rounds, fists, elbows, knees, kicks.......... the whole lot!!

McLaren-Jenson Buttton vs Lewis Hamilton

This would be a cracker of a fight. Jenson obviously has height & reach advantage, but Lewis has a black belt in karate. If Jenson could keep Lewis at a distance he could take the fight to a decision victory, but i think Lewis would probably work Jenson's legs & body with kicks to slow down his movement, take Jenson down & submit him without too much trouble.

Result-Lewis Hamilton via submission early in the 2nd round.


Red Bull-Sebastian Vettel vs Mark Webber.

This on would not be pretty to watch! Every advantage goes to Webber in this one-height, reach, weight, motivated by revenge!! This would be an extreamly violent beat down in the most humilating sence for Vettel. Seb just dosent strike me as much of a fighter where as you could run Webber down with your car & he would still keep coming(remembering Mark actually has been run over once!!!).

Result-Mark Webber via K.O @ 1.00min into the 1st round.

Ferrari-Fernando Alonso vs Felipe Massa

Massa still not 100% fit after last years accident & carrying an injury into a fight is always dangerous.There looks to be alot of pain & anger behind the eyes of Alonso(due to the fact that no one wants to be freinds with him.... ever)& i think that all those emotions would be unleashed in this bout! It would be a very closely fought,spitefull 1st round,with Fernando landing a thumping right hook to the side of Felipes head just as the bell rings to end the round.Massa would stumble back to his corner,sit on the stool... & promptly fall off stone cold dead thanks to Fernando re-fracturing his skull..... but Alonso has always been hard on team mates.

Result-Fernando Alonso wins,Felipe Massa unable to answer the bell for the 2nd round due to being dead.

Mercedes-Michael Schumacher vs Nico Rosberg

Questions still hover over Michaels back injury from last season?Very evenly matched fight this one-same weight,style & awesome fitness levels.I would expect a highly technical boxing display with a few kicks thrown in but neither fighter(driver sorry)really wanting to over commit & leave themselves vunerable.A split decision victory in the end for Michael,naturally Rosberg would be hammered by the worlds press for being unable to put a knock out punch on a guy with the worlds 2nd biggest chin!!(thats right Coultard has the biggest)

Result-Michael Schumacher via Split decision.



So thats the top 4 teams for 2010.Hope you enjoyed them.Feel free to add your own match ups.... mabey Champion vs Champion,Team Boss vs Team Boss..... Cya. :hehe:
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By madbrad
#204025
No, this thread is silly. Your post was fine.
If Jenson knows Karate then I don't see how Louise could do anything about it. He seems like he woul dbe a poo fighter anyway, and he probably dreads the thought of the slightest damage to his pretty face.
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By texasmr2
#204030
Actually it says Lewis has the black belt not Jenson but I would put my money on Jenson for the TKO :D .
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By madbrad
#204031
OK yeah I got that backward. Louise could avoid any move from someone not trained to fight.
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By scotty
#204035
Sutil vs. Liuzzi

Sutil to win via Bitch Slap and Handbag KO
#204074
scotty wrote:Sutil vs. Liuzzi

Sutil to win via Bitch Slap and Handbag KO
Not so fast! Liuzzi might be formidable at ball squeezing and pearl necklace swinging.
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By madbrad
#204085
Petrov has likely built a tolerance for being hit in the head by handbags.
#204132
madbrad wrote:Petrov has likely built a tolerance for being hit in the head by handbags.
He'd easily find Kubica's weakness, it's as plain as the nose on your face.
#204135
vaptin wrote:Alonso v Little Piquet

Stopped by ref in the first round, little piquet rushed to hospital.
He hit his head when he took a dive and Alonso takes the win?
#204137
Barrichello's got a tough one.....

HULK not like 'blah blah blah'...... HULK Smash.
#204144
stonemonkey wrote:Barrichello's got a tough one.....

HULK not like 'blah blah blah'...... HULK Smash.
You would not like him when he is angry!!!
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