Can anyone explain to me what the hell is going on here? The tories have the majority but are still not in?
They don't have a "majority" its 262 seats for over 50% of the seats I believe.
If the tories formed a government now, it'd be a minority government - If every tory Mp voted for them, and every other party voted against them the tories would lose the vote (talking about parliamentary votes for things like legislation).
Ah, i get it now.
I think the figure is 324 seats though cause that's the one that is being banded around on Sky News...
It's kinda dumb that Labour can theoretically stay in, what the fck is the point of democracy if they do?! 
It's precisely
because of democracy that they can. You're looking at the situation from the wrong side when it's really just common sense - There are 650 seats in commons, if one party doesn't reach 326 (over 50%) then they
don't have a majority. At present, the Conservatives have the largest number of seats, but it is still a minority - it would be entirely
undemocratic if they automatically get to run the country on that basis. sure, if nobody else can reach an agreement to work together then that's what likely will happen, but it would be an absolute disaster for the UK if it came about.
No major decisions for change would
ever be reached if other parties didn't agree with them, as they would be outvoted every time. The same goes if a Labour minority government or Liberal minority government had been on the cards.
The
democratic thing to do is for a
majority to rule, and the only physically possible way of that happening is through coalition - whether that is a Conservative / Liberal coalition (extremely doubtful) or a Labour / Liberal coalition (a possibility), or indeed some other combination of parties is what remains to be seen.
A lot of people are banging on about percentage of votes etc. i.e. such and such a party receiving 30% of the vote, another getting 24% etc. but those figures are utterly irrelevant under a parliamentary system - you do not vote for the party as a whole, or indeed the leader (unless you are his/her constituent), you vote for our own constituency MP, and it's the combined number of MP's that make up commons and the potential government.
People can argue about the pros and cons of the system, but that's what we currently have. May of course change in the future.
What I
don't want to see is an idiotic presidency style system, though I fear we may be moving in that direction following the leaders debates, and this idiotic perception that people have of 'electing' the Prime Minister. People saying 'Gordon Brown was never elected as Prime Minister'. NEWSFLASH -
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