Not happening! Are you crazy?! That capital J and lowercase b are my identity! Without them I'm nothing and nobody! Don't you know anything about usernames?
Dude, honestly WTF?? your starting to get me worried now 
Its a bloody user name on a forum nobody gives a flying sh1t about your identy on a forum, you can call me Dunk RA Drunk RA RA drunk or what ever you want, it makes absolutely no difference on a forum, In real life (not on the net) I can see where your comming from not that I think your name actually is Jensonb anyway, but lighten up a bit please 
Also, I have a bone to pick with you lot.
Look over the the right there. Below the Avatar. What's it say? "Jensonb". The "b" is pronounced as a capital, but it is not capitalised when written down. it's a stylistic thing because I can't stand the way "JensonB" looks compared to "Jensonb". I don't call you headlesS, don't call ME JensonB!
Honestly, you guys make me so mad, I'm angry, grr. Rabble and so forth.

Dude my suggestion to you is to take a week off from the forum
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You guys
do realise I'm taking the piss? I thought the Willy Wonka quote was a dead giveaway

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Winner.
Jenson Button: Professor, Chauffeur, World Champion Racing Driver.