- 12 Jan 10, 21:59#179264
Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point. 
So I'm cruising home from Philly on the PA Turnpike at a clip of 75mph. It's getting dark and I'm making good time. Then I see a cop in the green (or white as it may be), all lights out, dark in the dark. I slow down to 70 as a preventive measure and see in the rear mirror that he pulls in. I'm hoping he's after somebody else, but sure enough he pulls me over. Shi! - they must be really desperate to fill their quota this month to pull me over for 10mph speeding or so I thought.
So, the cop walks up to my car and says: Well, ma'am, I have you clocked with 87mph down that hill.
I go: no way! 87? That's impossible!
Well, how fast do you think you were going?
Without hesitation I go: 74mph, I have it on cruise control. 87 is impossible, no way! Maybe some car behind or in front was going that fast?
So, after a bit of back and forth, he says: I won't give you a ticket, just a warning.
After a while he comes back and hands me my first speeding warning ever, which I could toss the next morning according to him. I ask him how is it possible that he clocked me that high? So he goes, with the cold the radar gun is not always accurate. Well, I shouldn't say that - they work MOST of the time. I didn't give you a ticket because I'm going with what you're telling me.
And I had admitted to driving 9mph too fast and still he didn't give me a ticket - nice!
Anyway. Let's hear your ticket stories
So, the cop walks up to my car and says: Well, ma'am, I have you clocked with 87mph down that hill.
I go: no way! 87? That's impossible!
Well, how fast do you think you were going?
Without hesitation I go: 74mph, I have it on cruise control. 87 is impossible, no way! Maybe some car behind or in front was going that fast?
So, after a bit of back and forth, he says: I won't give you a ticket, just a warning.
After a while he comes back and hands me my first speeding warning ever, which I could toss the next morning according to him. I ask him how is it possible that he clocked me that high? So he goes, with the cold the radar gun is not always accurate. Well, I shouldn't say that - they work MOST of the time. I didn't give you a ticket because I'm going with what you're telling me.
And I had admitted to driving 9mph too fast and still he didn't give me a ticket - nice!
Anyway. Let's hear your ticket stories


