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[Stealthgate007]

Me: Hey Sabine

Sabine Kehm: Hi “Hefeweizen please”

Me: How was your day?

Sabine: It was fine.

Me: Really?

Sabine: Well I did resign at Ferrari.

Me: Why?

Sabine: Because I wish to represent Michael in 2010.

Me: OK….. Is he doing anything special?

Sabine: Uuummm…. Not really, just the usual stuff…

Me: Oh yeah? That’s cool…

Sabine: Yeah… yeah…..

Me: Soooo… Awesome weather we a having huh..

Sabine: Yeah.. its really pretty outside..

[Stealthgate007]

an hour passes at the hotel bar.

Me: you have beautiful eyes.

Sabine: that's sweet of you.

Me: would you like to come up to my room?

Sabine: Hell No!!!

SLAP!!!

Sabine leaves the hotel bar..

[Stealthgate007]

Fernando Alonso and his security team enter the hotel bar.

Me: Hey buddy.

FA: Hey "bottled water please"

Me: Really?

FA: Unlike some F1 drives, I don't drink myself under the table.

Me: under my breath Whatever dude..

FA: raising is voice I mean, who the hell are you to question what I drink?

Me: Dude, I am just having a drink at the hote......

Alonso's security team escorts stealthgate to the hotel back alley to "explain" to him why he should not question Alonso's drink choice...

[Stealthgate007]

Stealthgate re-enters the hotel bar after a quick visit to the rest room to clean and compose himself in a fitting manner. Norbert Haug and security team enter the hotel bar.

me: slightly inebriated Norbert, wassup!

Norbert: Hello

me: So is it true Michael Schumacher is coming back to F1?

Norbert: Please keep your voice down.. That is something I cannot discuss at moment.

me: Dude come on, everyone knows, just tell me.

Norbert: I told you to keep your voice down.

me: Don't be a w***er, just tell me.. come oooooooonnnnn...

Norbert: (hand flick)

me: what does that mean? Yes or no....

That meant that Norbert's security team escorted stealthgate to the hotel back alley and showed him a few "closed hand gestures" and the overall meaning.

[Stealthgate007]

Stealthgate re-enters the bar after going to his room, showering and changing and making himself presentable. Luca di Montezemolo and security team enters the hotel bar.

me: hammered at this point Luca domo arigato!!!

LDM: Not now..

me: You had a bad day huh? Me too,domo arigato. Heheheee

LDM: I've lost a friend and a Public Relations Manager recently, so no, not a good day.

me: You have a funny face. hehehehee

LDM: Do you know who you are talking to?

me: you are domo arigato! Hehehe..

LDM: You know, I think there is something that can cheer me up today?

Luca di Montezemolo's security team escorted Stealthgate to the hotel back alley. One of them began "Say di-motez-emolo...di-motez-emolo.. no, no, no.. long "e".. yes, yes,, very good. Now.. Time to cheer up the boss eh?

[darwin dali]

Stealthgate re-enters the bar after going to his room, showering and changing and making himself presentable. Luca di Montezemolo and security team enters the hotel bar.

me: hammered at this point Luca domo arigato!!!

LDM: Not now..

me: You had a bad day huh? Me too,domo arigato. Heheheee

LDM: I've lost a friend and a Public Relations Manager recently, so no, not a good day.

me: You have a funny face. hehehehee

LDM: Do you know who you are talking to?

me: you are domo arigato! Hehehe..

LDM: You know, I think there is something that can cheer me up today?

Luca di Montezemolo's security team escorted Stealthgate to the hotel back alley. One of them began "Say di-motez-emolo...di-motez-emolo.. no, no, no.. long "e".. yes, yes,, very good. Now.. Time to cheer up the boss eh?

Stealthgate crawls back to the bar, completely out of it so he doesn't even bother pulling his pants back up and leaves them flapping around his ankles.

DD enters the hotel bar with a bunch of hot chicks.

me: hey, da da, how's it going?

DD: it's DD.

me: ok, dodo, what are you up to? Have you heard any news about MS?

DD: it's DD!!!

me: ok, du de, da ya think I'm schmexy?

At this moment, DD and the hot chicks grab Stealthgate by his dangling pants, drag him to the back alley and show him da doodoo he's gotten himself into
Since then, he's still buying suspiciously large amounts of medicated lotion to 'heal his backside'.

[Stealthgate007]

Hahahahahaaaa,

Can you tell I'm bored of my a$$? No pun inteded

[darwin dali]

Hahahahahaaaa,

Can you tell I'm bored of my a$$? No pun inteded