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[racechick]

My new car is definately female. My old one, the yellow seat was a boy. Its crystal clear.
Why? The SEAT was strong, muscley, made me feel very safe, sounded good, looked good. Could be a hand full at times and was not completely in tune emotionally.

The new Suzuki has less power but knows exactly how to use it so gets the job done just as well, responds to a gentle touch, can turn on a sixpence and is so pretty.


So what umpalumpa is ure car?

[RA Dunk]

Hmmm how do we work out how to class our car on the umpalumpa scale then?

looks

noise

power

handling

size of break callipers/discs

exhaust tail pipe size

bucket seats

just wondering before i make a decision on mine

[darwin dali]

Mine changes all the time: sometimes it's a girl, sometimes it's a boy and sometimes it's something in between

[bud]

Mines a bitch!

[racechick]

Mine changes all the time: sometimes it's a girl, sometimes it's a boy and sometimes it's something in between

DD, we're talking cars

[Selcouth_Feline]

Both of mine are female (and yes, they have names ). They are both grumpy and stroppy yet I love them both

[darwin dali]

Mine changes all the time: sometimes it's a girl, sometimes it's a boy and sometimes it's something in between

DD, we're talking cars

[headless]

Mine is nothing.
It is an object!!

[Jabberwocky]

I have 2 and they are one of each.

the VW is a boy. The 2 Seater is a stubborn stropping woman.

[racechick]

Mine is nothing.
It is an object!!

Pah! Get with it headless!!

[madbrad]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5sOCEUpGZI

[darwin dali]

[Jabberwocky]

look at the dirty bitch in the middle

[madbrad]

Mack is a slut!

[Juliet P]

Mine was a boy. Definitely.

Occasionally bad-tempered but generally reliable...