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[pussycat]

Mechanics to Alonso- Sorry couldnt put your car back together for this weeks race. Some bits missing. Tell you what. Nip over to Ferrari and ask if you could borrow some, but shh dont tell anyone.

[ArtHowe]

Alonso to Mechanics - I demand that I be given Hamilton's car... don't you idiots know who I am? Without me you peasants wouldn't have a job!

[pussycat]

Mechanics to Alonso-While youre there remind them to check the weather and their e-mails

[ArtHowe]

Alonso to Mechanics - What are emails? Never heard of emails and don't smart-a*s me about the weather otherwise you can say goodbye to your bonuses!

[bmwpower]

I think the last time a message was sent between Alonso and some McLaren employees, well we all know what happened after that.

[Lewis Hamilton - COME ON!]

Mechanics to Alonso - just go away you tart...go back to Minardi!


lol its the best i vccan think of!

[pussycat]

Minardi to Alonso- nooooooooooo!! please!!!!

[pit_babe]

Minardi to Alonso- nooooooooooo!! please!!!!

Oxford Council to alonso ---- we have some vacancies for cabbies you might be interested in, webber has allready applied

[ArtHowe]

Briatore to Alonso - Come to Daddy, poor baby! Daddy can make the hurt go away.

[pussycat]

If he dosnt get the job he could always apply to MI5.

[McLaren Fan]

Mechanics to Alonso- Sorry couldnt put your car back together for this weeks race. Some bits missing. Tell you what. Nip over to Ferrari and ask if you could borrow some, but shh dont tell anyone.

In that case, if I were Raikkonen and Mass, I would be asking where have the Ferrari parts been all year? Why would McLaren want to take parts from a car that is much the same speed and certainly less reliable?

[nikon133]

Mechanics to Alonso- Sorry couldnt put your car back together for this weeks race. Some bits missing. Tell you what. Nip over to Ferrari and ask if you could borrow some, but shh dont tell anyone.

LH to all - if FA gets any car to drive, or if I get penalised for driving like an idiot in Japan, or if I don't finish on podium in China or if RD refuse to give me some of trophys or if anyone says out loud I'm arogant spoiled prick, I quit and what a disaster that would be for RD, mum and dad, F1 in global, world peace, next season of Dr. Who, heck - future of the Universe!

Grow up, people

[pit_babe]

Mechanics to Alonso- Sorry couldnt put your car back together for this weeks race. Some bits missing. Tell you what. Nip over to Ferrari and ask if you could borrow some, but shh dont tell anyone.

LH to all - if FA gets any car to drive, or if I get penalised for driving like an idiot in Japan, or if I don't finish on podium in China or if RD refuse to give me some of trophys or if anyone says out loud I'm arogant spoiled prick, I quit and what a disaster that would be for RD, mum and dad, F1 in global, world peace, next season of Dr. Who, heck - future of the Universe!

Grow up, people

you dont have a sense of humour do you nikon chill out

[pussycat]

some people have no sence of humour!!! With whats going on surely its not bad to have a laugh? you must be a bundle of fun-nikon. Go for it Lewis- bring it home. Told you FAs car was missing a few parts.lol.OOPs sorry nikon.

[Fox Eyes]

alonso to hamilton: Don't be bad or dady punish you without dessert.