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[Gaz]

i can't belive you can do a degree in it

you could always go to those star trek conventions and impress the other sad people

I could get some cheap blue face paint and fashion myself as a Bolian or an Andorian Don't tempt me

Trek had it sussed, I need a universal translator!

it would struggle with txt speak and Glaswegian though

[7UpJordan]

i can't belive you can do a degree in it

you could always go to those star trek conventions and impress the other sad people

I could get some cheap blue face paint and fashion myself as a Bolian or an Andorian Don't tempt me

Trek had it sussed, I need a universal translator!

What about one of those "green alien women" you always used to see Kirk snogging?

[Amanda]

i can't belive you can do a degree in it

you could always go to those star trek conventions and impress the other sad people

I could get some cheap blue face paint and fashion myself as a Bolian or an Andorian Don't tempt me

Trek had it sussed, I need a universal translator!

What about one of those "green alien women" you always used to see Kirk snogging?

Ahh, you mean the Orion slave girls. But with blue paint I get to be two different alien races,I could deliberately confuse people by sticking some antennae type things on my head.

[Gaz]

i can't belive you can do a degree in it

you could always go to those star trek conventions and impress the other sad people

I could get some cheap blue face paint and fashion myself as a Bolian or an Andorian Don't tempt me

Trek had it sussed, I need a universal translator!

What about one of those "green alien women" you always used to see Kirk snogging?

Ahh, you mean the Orion slave girls. But with blue paint I get to be two different alien races,I could deliberately confuse people by sticking some antennae type things on my head.

yeah do that and speak Klingon.

[7UpJordan]

And... thenfindsomebody... whotalks.... really... slow... andthensuddenly... fast... justlike..... Bill... Shatnerhimself.

[Jabberwocky]

legh chay' law' ghotpu DIchDaq jaH 'ej tlhe' vam Daq english

[bud]

I'm sorry about this - I hate to be a grammar nazi. But I swear I die inside a little every time I see:

'should of' instead of 'should have';
'could of' instead of 'could have'; or
'would of' instead of 'would have'.

In case it's not clear - the latter phrases (with 'have') are correct, the former phrases (with 'of') are unacceptable abominations and insults against the english language.

Phew. Rant over.

I apologise profusely for being an unrepentant grammar fascist...

this should of been pointed out earlier! we should of made it a sticky!

[Juliet P]

I'm sorry about this - I hate to be a grammar nazi. But I swear I die inside a little every time I see:

'should of' instead of 'should have';
'could of' instead of 'could have'; or
'would of' instead of 'would have'.

In case it's not clear - the latter phrases (with 'have') are correct, the former phrases (with 'of') are unacceptable abominations and insults against the english language.

Phew. Rant over.

I apologise profusely for being an unrepentant grammar fascist...

this should of been pointed out earlier! we should of made it a sticky!

Should *have*! We should *have* made it a sticky!!

Sigh...

[bud]

I'm sorry about this - I hate to be a grammar nazi. But I swear I die inside a little every time I see:

'should of' instead of 'should have';
'could of' instead of 'could have'; or
'would of' instead of 'would have'.

In case it's not clear - the latter phrases (with 'have') are correct, the former phrases (with 'of') are unacceptable abominations and insults against the english language.

Phew. Rant over.

I apologise profusely for being an unrepentant grammar fascist...

this should of been pointed out earlier! we should of made it a sticky!

Should *have*! We should *have* made it a sticky!!

Sigh...

[Kenny]

I'm sorry about this - I hate to be a grammar nazi. But I swear I die inside a little every time I see:

'should of' instead of 'should have';
'could of' instead of 'could have'; or
'would of' instead of 'would have'.

In case it's not clear - the latter phrases (with 'have') are correct, the former phrases (with 'of') are unacceptable abominations and insults against the english language.

Phew. Rant over.

I apologise profusely for being an unrepentant grammar fascist...

Dear oh dear

[bud]

She has a point. the English language is going down the toilet since the internet age. With the current generation speaking and writing text talk then god help us English speakers trying to communicate in the future!

[texasmr2]

She has a point. the English language is going down the toilet since the internet age. With the current generation speaking and writing text talk then god help us English speakers trying to communicate in the future!

Very good point yet there are so called academic's here or college educated member's who are the worst offender's in spelling aswell as sentence/paragraph structure. We have all commited this heinous crime on more than one occasion yet only the most anal retentive make it out as a life changing experience.

[Amanda]

She has a point. the English language is going down the toilet since the internet age. With the current generation speaking and writing text talk then god help us English speakers trying to communicate in the future!

Very good point yet there are so called academic's here or college educated member's who are the worst offender's in spelling aswell as sentence/paragraph structure. We have all commited this heinous crime on more than one occasion yet only the most anal retentive make it out as a life changing experience.

I can't spell for toffee, physicists work with numbers and symbols not words We should have a spell checker on the forum, another board I visit has one and it's a God send.

[Gaz]

She has a point. the English language is going down the toilet since the internet age. With the current generation speaking and writing text talk then god help us English speakers trying to communicate in the future!

Very good point yet there are so called academic's here or college educated member's who are the worst offender's in spelling aswell as sentence/paragraph structure. We have all commited this heinous crime on more than one occasion yet only the most anal retentive make it out as a life changing experience.

I can't spell for toffee, physicists work with numbers and symbols not words We should have a spell checker on the forum, another board I visit has one and it's a God send.

Google Chrome has one built in.

http://www.google.co.uk/chrome

[Juliet P]

She has a point. the English language is going down the toilet since the internet age. With the current generation speaking and writing text talk then god help us English speakers trying to communicate in the future!

Very good point yet there are so called academic's here or college educated member's who are the worst offender's in spelling aswell as sentence/paragraph structure. We have all commited this heinous crime on more than one occasion yet only the most anal retentive make it out as a life changing experience.

I should emphasise that my original post was, at least to some extent, tongue in cheek - it's purpose was two-fold: to remind people of the correct grammar whilst laughing at the fact that I care about it so much.