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I think most of us can forgive the poor grammar, we all make mistakes. However, text (or is that txt?) talk just baffles me. What is the point? You immediately alienate half of your audience because they can't decipher it.

I THNK THT THS PG COULD BE USFL. IF U DNT UNDRSTND WHT I R SYNG.
http://www.madhousebeyond.com/?mode=txtspeak
sorry about caps it is something the converter did
I love how you apologise for using capitals after writing the sentence in the evil text lingo
I THNK THT THS PG COULD BE USFL. IF U DNT UNDRSTND WHT I R SYNG.

my mum does it all the time, it's ridiculous! she makes no sense to me!

my mum does it all the time, it's ridiculous! she makes no sense to me!
It used to save money and it also saves time. And it becomes habit forming. I have to double check my school reports to take out all the 2's ure's etc.

my mum does it all the time, it's ridiculous! she makes no sense to me!
It used to save money and it also saves time. And it becomes habit forming. I have to double check my school reports to take out all the 2's ure's etc.
It saves time for the composer, not the receiver (at least in my case). Maybe I should take a course in text talk, if you can do a degree in Klingon then there must be somewhere I can learn how to sound cool.
my mum does it all the time, it's ridiculous! she makes no sense to me!
It used to save money and it also saves time. And it becomes habit forming. I have to double check my school reports to take out all the 2's ure's etc.
It saves time for the composer, not the receiver (at least in my case). Maybe I should take a course in text talk, if you can do a degree in Klingon then there must be somewhere I can learn how to sound cool.
you can talk Klingon?
my mum does it all the time, it's ridiculous! she makes no sense to me!
It used to save money and it also saves time. And it becomes habit forming. I have to double check my school reports to take out all the 2's ure's etc.
It saves time for the composer, not the receiver (at least in my case). Maybe I should take a course in text talk, if you can do a degree in Klingon then there must be somewhere I can learn how to sound cool.
you can talk Klingon?
What would be the point? Who would I talk to? There can't possibly be two people that sad.

i can't belive you can do a degree in it
you could always go to those star trek conventions and impress the other sad people
Don't tempt me 
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