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[Leo-The_Red]

My Entry:
Rob Smedly:
Schumacher: It's OK Rob, he's not that bad is he?
Smedley:
Schumacher: C'mon come here and give me a hug

[Juliet P]

Rob Smedley: I could try driving the car myself, I suppose...
Schumi: Sure, you can't be any worse than him - hand over the headphones and I'll be your engineer...

[bud]

i cant believe its not butter

[vaptin]

Rob: hey Michael you remember that time in top gear your stig suit allowed you to stand in for james may. . ?

[Stealthgate007]

Schumacher: Dude Im sorry I have a Cracked Spine an fractured scull base... Maybe Spa??

[vaptin]

Schumacher: Dude Im sorry I have a Cracked Spine an fractured scull base... Maybe Spa??

hopefully you was continuing mine there, cos I;m just going to continue yours on from mine

Rob: no, I meant lets get May to drive tomorrow

[Stealthgate007]

Schumacher: Dude Im sorry I have a Cracked Spine an fractured scull base... Maybe Spa??

hopefully you was continuing mine there, cos I;m just going to continue yours on from mine

Rob: no, I meant lets get May to drive tomorrow

[Jabberwocky]

MS: Rob can I have a go in the 99 Minardi, as that was closer to pole with Luca driving
RS: Here let me staple your head back on, you will be more use to us then.

[Jabberwocky]

Schumacher: Dude Im sorry I have a Cracked Spine an fractured scull base... Maybe Spa??

hopefully you was continuing mine there, cos I;m just going to continue yours on from mine

Rob: no, I meant lets get May to drive tomorrow

that would be brilliant

James May in surprise F1 call up

[richindarlo]

MS: What can i say, my neck just cant take it, I'm sorry man, sour stuck with him
RS: We should put that cardboard cut out of him in the car. That would do better!

[stonemonkey]

'Hey Mike, can I pick up the football commentary during the race tommorow with these?'

[Jensonb]

Michael: Pay up
Rob: God dammit, here. You cheating bar steward
Michael: Look, I bet you you'd engineer a car that qualified P20. I didn't say who had to drive it.
Rob: But if you'd been driving it'd be top 10
Michael: ...Owwwies, my aching back
Rob: Grrrrrrr

[Jabberwocky]

MS: Rob Vot is zi plan?
RS: Right then Mike, what you need to do is throw this at Luca's head as he goes past. We will say that it fell off the safety car that will by the looks of it beat him off the start line.

Or how about

RS: Mike you got any sharp scissors?
MS: Why?
RS: Well we need to cut out another figure, as we have offered the next race to the cleaner. he does not have a car licence but he rides a donkey to work well so he might not do better.

[7UpJordan]

Schumi: PLEEEEAAASE let me put on Badoers helmet and pretend to be him! Nobody will notice the difference and Max won't have a problem with it either!
Smedley: Michael, times have changed, the FIA don't like us anymore.

[Jabberwocky]

Schumi: PLEEEEAAASE let me put on Badoers helmet and pretend to be him! Nobody will notice the difference and Max won't have a problem with it either!
Smedley: Michael, times have changed, the FIA don't like us anymore.

this is the convo that you did not hear after that mate

Schumi: But I thought that was all sorted?!?
Smedley: Only when Jean gets in but that has not happened yet