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By Stealthgate007
#128956
The new bedtime story... or coffee reading Hahahhaaa

Stealthgate007 concluded his business with Stellartrek. His patent for a cellular repeating device to be installed on every commercial airliner at a very small price netted him a cool $750m US. He turned his focus back to F1. This windfall that he just received hadn’t changed him yet. He was still the same person he had always been, yet had the means to do whatever he wished. It was summer break in F1 and he though, what if I could get the F1 community together. Calls would not do it, so he got on a plane and headed to Europe. He had only one shot to convince 20 drivers and principle to gather one night, for one social event, for THE party of the summer… He had to make them an offer they could not refuse.

He had to find a venue to support such an event. He had to rent a castle. Château de Ranton in the Loire Region of France came up first on Google. He called and booked it while in the air. He also called an exclusive event planner who referred him to THE planner who was not listed, but only reserved for those with highest and most special needs. They were to coordinate the travel and expenses for the teams that were to arrive for the one day event.

Stealthgate007 gave them a list of others who were invited and slightly forced to attend this gala. And one by one they were picked off.

Stephen was configuring some data nod when there was a knock on his door. The gentleman said I need you to come with me right now. “What? And you are???” “It will all be explained on the way.”

“Are you Brad Budarick?” the corporate looking lady asked. “Do you go by Darwin Dali”, “Hey Longbow”, “Race Chick”, “Is there a Vanilla Bear here? What the hell??” “Headless??”.. Around the world there was an orchestrated event happening. In Denver they were looking for someone named Bill, and in Scotland they where tracking down Ewman. It went on and on JensonB, Hannah, cap-dude, f1ea, irons_4_ever, kerc, madbrad, mathewh, McLaren Fan, mladen, myownalias, prozac26, rev, richindarlo, scotty, shani182,7UpJordan, stonemonkey, welshie, and many more..

“Well Tex, do you think thats all of them?” Stealthgate007 said while taking a bit of Caviar at 38,000 feet. “At least you came to pick me up personally” texasmr2 said. “Duh??, you where on the way..”





We have three week for me to finish the story. Hahahahahahaaaaa
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By texasmr2
#128959
:rofl: Dude your awesome and you have once again out done yourself with this fabled story :thumbup::clap: !! Ol' tex say's as he removes his hands from glutias maximus 'Sorry Hannah and Shani the turbulence made me loose my balance, thanks for the support, care to join the 'mile high club' :twisted::D !!!!???
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By texasmr2
#128972
hey where am i????

All in do time grasshopper, dues must be paid first! :P
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By texasmr2
#129052
Where are we going, are my mates treating me to lunch :D, woohoo!!!!
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By racechick
#129194
:clap::clap::clap: Cant wait Stealthgate007!!
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By Stealthgate007
#129250
Gather round chilren, next summer break bed time story installment

Stealthgate007 and texasmr2 walked through the doors of the Reanult F1 Team. They had been joined by their exclusive concierge who could open any doors to get any audience with anyone in the world. As the walk to an office, the receptionist asked if she could be of assistance. The concierge presented her card to the receptionist, she phoned in quickly and hung up. “Please go right in”. “Who are you and what do you want?” Flavio Briatore said in his oh so cool and I am way to busy demeanor. “Mr. Briatore, I will get straight to the point. I need a favor from you and in return I believe I can do something for you.” “And??” Flavio said. “I would like to get all the drivers and teams together for a party… tomorrow.” “Please go away now, I’m busy” …”but Mr. Briatore would you like to know what I am offering in exchange?” “WHAT?” Stealthgate went over an whispered in Flavio’s ear. Tex was dying to hear the softly spoken words, but saw an expression on Flavio’s face that he couldn’t believe. “You can deliver this… guaranteed?” Flavio said. “Yes”. “Then you have a deal”. “ANDREA cancel all of my plans for the rest of the day, get Martin, Mario, Stefano.. get me everyone…….. Are you all still here? Please leave me know.” As they walked back to their limo, Tex said to the concierge “Wow, do you have a name?” She coldly said “No” and stepped into the Limo. Tex whispered “God I love it.”


Château de Ranton

They where at the outskirts of the castles and then turned onto its road. Once they crossed the bridge into the castle itself, there where a bevy of workers making the grounds ready, bringing in the arrangements. “Looks like a wedding.” Tex said. “You’ll have everything you need, even the things you haven’t thought of”, said the concierge in her non-animated voice. Tex asked Stealth is this costing you a fortune? “I don’t know?”, he replied and started laughing. Tex looks back at the concierge and she riley nods yes.

Another limo pulls up and out steps Longbow, McLaren Fan, right behind yet another limo and madbrad, and DD. “Hello boys!” Tex says.. “Watch it!” DD says. Tex clears his throat and chuckles a little. “God you could have gave me a little warning, all I have are the cloths on my back.”, said DD. “DD you are in France in a caslte.. hello” DD gave a big smile and said you’re right and gave a double cheek air smooch to Stealthgate007, smacked Tex on the bottom and immediately went exploring. “Well guys we have a day until they show up.” Stealthgate007 said. Longbow said “Who shows up? What the hell are we doing here?” McLaren Fan said “Yeah, I was accosted and put on a plane.” Tex said “OMG today you would not believe.. We walked right through the front doors of Renault and forced Flavio’s hand.” Longbow and McLaren Fan started laughing and said “Tex are you high? I want some of that” “no really why are we here??” Tex said you’ll see as he really didn’t know the full reason either.


god I wonder how its gonna turn out :hehe: it gets better I promise and we have two weeks til first practice..
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By texasmr2
#129251
Where are we going, are my mates treating me to lunch :D, woohoo!!!!

We're going to Margate!! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOgCJqMoPNE

:rofl: Thats frickin hilarious yet spot on!! :D

Gather round chilren, next summer break bed time story installment

Stealthgate007 and texasmr2 walked through the doors of the Reanult F1 Team. They had been joined by their exclusive concierge who could open any doors to get any audience with anyone in the world. As the walk to an office, the receptionist asked if she could be of assistance. The concierge presented her card to the receptionist, she phoned in quickly and hung up. “Please go right in”. “Who are you and what do you want?” Flavio Briatore said in his oh so cool and I am way to busy demeanor. “Mr. Briatore, I will get straight to the point. I need a favor from you and in return I believe I can do something for you.” “And??” Flavio said. “I would like to get all the drivers and teams together for a party… tomorrow.” “Please go away now, I’m busy” …”but Mr. Briatore would you like to know what I am offering in exchange?” “WHAT?” Stealthgate went over an whispered in Flavio’s ear. Tex was dying to hear the softly spoken words, but saw an expression on Flavio’s face that he couldn’t believe. “You can deliver this… guaranteed?” Flavio said. “Yes”. “Then you have a deal”. “ANDREA cancel all of my plans for the rest of the day, get Martin, Mario, Stefano.. get me everyone…….. Are you all still here? Please leave me know.” As they walked back to their limo, Tex said to the concierge “Wow, do you have a name?” She coldly said “No” and stepped into the Limo. Tex whispered “God I love it.”


Château de Ranton

They where at the outskirts of the castles and then turned onto its road. Once they crossed the bridge into the castle itself, there where a bevy of workers making the grounds ready, bringing in the arrangements. “Looks like a wedding.” Tex said. “You’ll have everything you need, even the things you haven’t thought of”, said the concierge in her non-animated voice. Tex asked Stealth is this costing you a fortune? “I don’t know?”, he replied and started laughing. Tex looks back at the concierge and she riley nods yes.

Another limo pulls up and out steps Longbow, McLaren Fan, right behind yet another limo and madbrad, and DD. “Hello boys!” Tex says.. “Watch it!” DD says. Tex clears his throat and chuckles a little. “God you could have gave me a little warning, all I have are the cloths on my back.”, said DD. “DD you are in France in a caslte.. hello” DD gave a big smile and said you’re right and gave a double cheek air smooch to Stealthgate007, smacked Tex on the bottom and immediately went exploring. “Well guys we have a day until they show up.” Stealthgate007 said. Longbow said “Who shows up? What the hell are we doing here?” McLaren Fan said “Yeah, I was accosted and put on a plane.” Tex said “OMG today you would not believe.. We walked right through the front doors of Renault and forced Flavio’s hand.” Longbow and McLaren Fan started laughing and said “Tex are you high? I want some of that” “no really why are we here??” Tex said you’ll see as he really didn’t know the full reason either.


god I wonder how its gonna turn out :hehe: it gets better I promise and we have two weeks til first practice..

God I hope 'ol Tex gets laid as he's abit testy these days :D ?
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By Stealthgate007
#129462
They begin to take a tour of the castle, checking out the spacious and plush interiors. As they round a corner, 7UpJordan, Hanwombat, and Race Chick appear. 7UJ says “These two were a little naughty in the limo on the way over. This is so awesome, what are we doing here guys?” McLaren Fan says, “I don’t know but this place is pimp!” Tex says “What do you mean naughty in the limo coming over?” The concierge says, ok everyone lets get settled in. She took them each to a room to where they could get a message, shower and change into more comfortable attire. After an hour or so they all met in the spacious living area and snacked of cheese, fruit and champagne. Once again talk about why they were there was the subject of conversation. Race Chick said, “Ya know I really don’t care as long as I can get some more of this fabulous cheese..” someone chimed in “yeah its really good” There was a calming warm buzz in the room as it was open to the outdoors with warm summer breeze coming through. They were all getting to know each other, but it seemed like they’ve known each other forever. They were like cousins, each with their own views and opinion. They may not always have seen eye to eye, but they really had a strong bond. “Is the kitchen that way?” a person had entered the room and was passing through. It was Kimi Raikonnen. He looked over at the group and without a word, without a break in his stride, he exited as quickly as he entered.

The conversations stopped. There was a dead silence in the room. Everyone was looking at each other as if they didn’t believe their own eyes. Han said “Whats in this cheese because I swear I saw Kimi Raikonnen walk through the living room.” Everyone remained calm..well lets call it stunned and Longbow said, “OK Stealthgate007, just tell us whats going on here. That’s KIMI RAIkon….SHhhhhh….. that’s kimi raikonnen going into the kitchen…

As Kimi shut the refrigerator door he turned to find the entire group standing in the kitchen doorway staring at him. He said “hello” and cracked open a lager and jumped up and seated himself on the counter top and began thumbing through a cook book that was on the counter. “Excuse me, excuse me”.. someone else was pushing through the crowd at the door. Kimi said, “Adrian..sup” It was Adrian Sutil. “Hey a few of us decided to come a day early, that’s not a problem I’m sure” said Kimi. Stealthgate007 said, “No that’s cool” trying to sound calm.

They all walked back to the living room and sat down silently and began whispering. The questions started flying. “Why are F1 drivers here?”,”Are there going to be more?”, “Can we talk to them?”

bud walks through the door. “Down Under is in the house!!” “Whats everyone whispering for?” “Go look in the kitchen bud” “Don’t mind if I do, kinda thursty after flying half way around the world.” As he walked through the kitchen door, Kimi said “yeah traveling is a bitch”. As he grabs the refrigerator door, bud looks over to see the person behind the voice. He continues to grab a beer and pops the top. As Kimi asks him where he is from. bud responds “Adelaide” as his hand starts shaking a little as he raises the beer to his lips.. Adrian said “Did you go to Melborne?” “Yeah..yeah…..” He couldn’t find the words. He turned and walked back into the living room looking puzzled. “That’s Kimi Raikonnen and Adrian Sutil” yep… “They are right behind me aren’t they” yep…
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By racechick
#129470
OHMYGOD! lewis is going to come isnt he????
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By Stealthgate007
#181932
After an awkward pause the door opened and more guests came through. Heidi Klum walked through in a non auspicious attire, yet looking fresh and beautiful and mesmerizing. Seal came in a breath behind her with phone in ear having a conversation with unknown party. The both entered the group with a calmness of a cool fall day. They introduced themselves humbly and warmly to the group and sat down and began light conversation.

As the group got bigger, forum members began to slip in left and right and blended in with everyone. Selcouth_Feline, AKR, they slipped in, Jabberwocky made it.

The afternoon started to fade into the evening and everyone was finally relaxing into the situation which they had so boldly been thrust into. Out the vast window, the sun was setting on Château de Ranton. A gentle breeze came through that could not have been more soothing. “A man decides after 70 years, what does he go there for….” Seal has is guitar and is singing “Crazy” while the sun sets. Everyone is quiet and in awe. They never heard it quite that way against the perfect setting. After he finishes, he says, “Lets Have Some Fun!!” Everyone is amped up to do just that!!

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