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[7UpJordan]

Kubica wasn't racing in F1 at th..... ahhh RC and her hobby, plenty of flags around the racetrack.

Unless Kubica is racing with "De Lorean Racing" next year under the budget cap and at Silverstone he accidentally activates his time machine as soon as he hits 88mph on the Hangar Straight taking him back in time to 1999 and punting Schumacher off by accident, which is then covered up as the "brakes incident".

[EwanM]

[quote="stonemonkey]Kubica wasn't racing in F1 at th..... ahhh RC and her hobby, plenty of flags around the racetrack.[/quote]
Unless Kubica is racing with "De Lorean Racing" next year under the budget cap and at Silverstone he accidentally activates his time machine as soon as he hits 88mph on the Hangar Straight taking him back in time to 1999 and punting Schumacher off by accident, which is then covered up as the "brakes incident". [/quote]

[Denthúl]

Kubica wasn't racing in F1 at th..... ahhh RC and her hobby, plenty of flags around the racetrack.

Unless Kubica is racing with "De Lorean Racing" next year under the budget cap and at Silverstone he accidentally activates his time machine as soon as he hits 88mph on the Hangar Straight taking him back in time to 1999 and punting Schumacher off by accident, which is then covered up as the "brakes incident".

[racechick]

You mooned moments before he broke his leg?

The leg was involved.

Please tell us the story

I didnt make him crash, if thats what anyones thinking.

Hmm. I imagine, even to a Formula One driver in the middle of a race, women can be distracting. I can no longer believe that you were not in some way responsible for Schumacher crashing out. Was there a pole involved?

No Kubica wasnt in F1 then.

[Denthúl]

You mooned moments before he broke his leg?

The leg was involved.

Please tell us the story

I didnt make him crash, if thats what anyones thinking.

Hmm. I imagine, even to a Formula One driver in the middle of a race, women can be distracting. I can no longer believe that you were not in some way responsible for Schumacher crashing out. Was there a pole involved?

No Kubica wasnt in F1 then.

Oh, racechick, why won't you ever humour me?

[racechick]

You mooned moments before he broke his leg?

The leg was involved.

Please tell us the story

I didnt make him crash, if thats what anyones thinking.

Hmm. I imagine, even to a Formula One driver in the middle of a race, women can be distracting. I can no longer believe that you were not in some way responsible for Schumacher crashing out. Was there a pole involved?

No Kubica wasnt in F1 then.

Oh, racechick, why won't you ever humour me?

Ok I got this special pole that could stay upright on its own, polevaulted it onto the track just before Eddie and Michael came round Beckets, then began dancing on it. You have to have lots of exposed flesh when you pole dance otherwise you dont stick to the pole. My scanty shorts and Bikini top were in McLaren colours and on seeing me upside down on the pole in McLaren colours Michael lost it and shot into the barriers. I was hussled away by Max Mosely who didnt want F1 bringing into disreput and it was all hushed up.

[stonemonkey]

Michael lost it and shot into the barriers.

I'll bet.

[Denthúl]

You mooned moments before he broke his leg?

The leg was involved.

Please tell us the story

I didnt make him crash, if thats what anyones thinking.

Hmm. I imagine, even to a Formula One driver in the middle of a race, women can be distracting. I can no longer believe that you were not in some way responsible for Schumacher crashing out. Was there a pole involved?

No Kubica wasnt in F1 then.

Oh, racechick, why won't you ever humour me?

Ok I got this special pole that could stay upright on its own, polevaulted it onto the track just before Eddie and Michael came round Beckets, then began dancing on it. You have to have lots of exposed flesh when you pole dance otherwise you dont stick to the pole. My scanty shorts and Bikini top were in McLaren colours and on seeing me upside down on the pole in McLaren colours Michael lost it and shot into the barriers. I was hussled away by Max Mosely who didnt want F1 bringing into disreput and it was all hushed up.

Thank you

Did he offer to let you join in his games?

Michael lost it and shot into the barriers.

I'll bet.

[Jamie]

I want to know if the people who think F1 is boring now thought it was boring when Schumacher won 13/18 races in one season!

KA-CHING
You got that 100% right.

[EwanM]

I want to know if the people who think F1 is boring now thought it was boring when Schumacher won 13/18 races in one season!

Probably. I didn't find that season bad either

[Jamie]

It was a for sure bet, i don't like that. Sports are meant to be an un-written story, this seems staged and too predictable.

[headless]

Its not as if Jenson has had the weekend in the bag from the start. Like Schumi.
Button has pretty much always had a competitor and had to work very hard for the win.
Win1 - Australia - Kubica claimed he could have beaten Button, maybe even Vettel, But then we know what happened...
Win2 - Malaysia - Not exactly boring WAS IT??, every one enjoyed that unpredictable race
Win3 - Bahrain - Jenson started 4th, had to overtake and contend with well-qualified Toyotas, Hammy and Vettel
Win4 - Spain - Personally I thought Barrichello was going to/could have won.
Win5 - Monaco - Well always pretty processional, Barrichello made a good start but behind Jenson
Win6 - Turkey - Car speed pulled the win off, beat Vettel who should have challenged more.

Not a done deal before the race.
I wouldn't call these races boring.
Especially like in the Schumacher days.

I was quite impressed with this well structured reply I spent loads of time on.
Anybody else??

[racechick]

You mooned moments before he broke his leg?

The leg was involved.

Please tell us the story

I didnt make him crash, if thats what anyones thinking.

Hmm. I imagine, even to a Formula One driver in the middle of a race, women can be distracting. I can no longer believe that you were not in some way responsible for Schumacher crashing out. Was there a pole involved?

No Kubica wasnt in F1 then.

Oh, racechick, why won't you ever humour me?

Ok I got this special pole that could stay upright on its own, polevaulted it onto the track just before Eddie and Michael came round Beckets, then began dancing on it. You have to have lots of exposed flesh when you pole dance otherwise you dont stick to the pole. My scanty shorts and Bikini top were in McLaren colours and on seeing me upside down on the pole in McLaren colours Michael lost it and shot into the barriers. I was hussled away by Max Mosely who didnt want F1 bringing into disreput and it was all hushed up.

Thank you

Did he offer to let you join in his games? :whip

He tried. He couldn't afford me.

[Jamie]

[Jensonb]

Its not as if Jenson has had the weekend in the bag from the start. Like Schumi.
Button has pretty much always had a competitor and had to work very hard for the win.
Win1 - Australia - Kubica claimed he could have beaten Button, maybe even Vettel, But then we know what happened...
Win2 - Malaysia - Not exactly boring WAS IT??, every one enjoyed that unpredictable race
Win3 - Bahrain - Jenson started 4th, had to overtake and contend with well-qualified Toyotas, Hammy and Vettel
Win4 - Spain - Personally I thought Barrichello was going to/could have won.
Win5 - Monaco - Well always pretty processional, Barrichello made a good start but behind Jenson
Win6 - Turkey - Car speed pulled the win off, beat Vettel who should have challenged more.

Not a done deal before the race.
I wouldn't call these races boring.
Especially like in the Schumacher days.

I was quite impressed with this well structured reply I spent loads of time on.
Anybody else??

Yes, it was very well thought-out and presented.