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[bud]

Being Australian
is about driving in a German car
to an Irish pub
for A Belgian beer,
then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry
or A Turkish kebab,
to sit on Swedish furniture and
watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.
Oh and....
Only in Australia ...
can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance

Only in Australia ...
do supermarkets make
sick people walk all the way
to the back of the shop
to get their prescriptions
while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ...
do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and
a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ...
do banks leave both doors wide open
and chain the pens to the counters.

Only in Australia ...
do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and
lock our junk and cheap lawn mower
in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION....

A massive 543 Aussies
were admitted to Emergency
in the last two years
after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull
whilst throwing up into the toilet.

IF YOU'RE PROUD
TO BE AUSTRALIAN
SEND THIS ON !

[Rivelution]

Only in Australia ...
do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and
a DIET coke.

Nah that also happens in this one country I know!

[bud]

Only in Australia ...
do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries and
a DIET coke.

Nah that also happens in this one country I know!

yeah, alot of that would happen in America as well... we do tend to mimic the Americans alot these days soon we will become a state of the USA

[Rivelution]

Americans and Aussies are the same. You guys just have a cooler accent and hotter chicks

[Spasa-Pasa]

I love these.

Here's another classic: http://www.geocities.com/topaussieguide/Page1.htm
I like the one about the Queen "The Queen has a massive
place which is great for piss-ups cause there is about a million sofas for
your mates to crash on and heaps of dunnies so you don't have to hold the
snake"

[Big Azza]

I like it how they say Blueys are often on the back of utes because they fart a lot.

[Hanwombat]

Diet coke is actually worse than coke i believe

[shani182]

Hahah, I love the goecities page.
That was really funny (:

[Gaz]

most of those prob apply to the UK also.

[Gilles 27]

Being Australian
is about driving in a German car
to an Irish pub
for A Belgian beer,
then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry
or A Turkish kebab,
to sit on Swedish furniture and
watch American shows
on a Japanese TV.
Oh and....
Only in Australia ...
can a pizza get to your house faster
than an ambulance

That one is definitely valid for the UK

[bud]

party poopers

[shani182]

You know you're Aussie if you can interpret:

Dazza and Shazza were playing Acca Dacca on their way to Maccas.

[racechick]

You know you're Aussie if you can interpret:

Dazza and Shazza were playing Acca Dacca on their way to Maccas.

OH MY GOD! I just caught a glimpse of your new avatar and I thought it was a guinea pig!! I dont mean you look like a guinea pig. I just caught a quick glimpse and didnt see the face part. You try. Cover up the face part and your hair looks like an Abyssinian long haired guinea pig!! They're very cute with gorgeous hair!!

[Jensonb]

most of those prob apply to the UK also.

Yep. For sure I've heard (And said) the Diet Coke one about the UK.

[McLaren Fan]

You know you're Aussie if you can interpret:

Dazza and Shazza were playing Acca Dacca on their way to Maccas.

OH MY GOD! I just caught a glimpse of your new avatar and I thought it was a guinea pig!! I dont mean you look like a guinea pig. I just caught a quick glimpse and didnt see the face part. You try. Cover up the face part and your hair looks like an Abyssinian long haired guinea pig!! They're very cute with gorgeous hair!!

What a way to compliment somebody.