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[Gulf DBR9]

i want to know. whats the best blonde joke??????
what do u call a smart blonde? a golden retriever!

[bud]

i dont get blonde jokes i must be blonde

[Hanwombat]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.



Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.



Sorry Anna, I think your blonde ?

[bud]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.



Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.



Sorry Anna, I think your blonde ?

[Hanwombat]

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.



Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?
A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.



Sorry Anna, I think your blonde ?

[Hanwombat]

A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"


Q .. Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A .. Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

[Rivelution]

A Blonde and a Brunette were in an elevator with a man. They both noticed he had some dandruff on his shirt, but were too nice to say anything to him about it.

Once he finally got out two floors later, the Brunette said, "Wow, somebody should give that man some Head n Shoulders" and the Blonde replied, "How do you give shoulders?"

Damn thats my favorite one!!

[texasmr2]

What's the difference between a blonde and a toilet?

A toilet doesn't follow you around for two weeks after you use it!

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Why do blondes wear panties?

To keep their ankles warm !

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SPEEDING TICKET: A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her
very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.
Yesterday you took my license away and today you expect me to show it to
you!"

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BLONDE ON THE SUN

A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian
said, "We were the first in space!" ; The American said, "We were the first
on the moon!! " The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on
the sun!"

The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
"You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.

To which the Blonde replied, "We're not that stupid. We're going at
night!"

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THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!

A girl was visiting her blond friend who had acquired two new dogs,and
asked her what their names were.

The blonde responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named
Timex.

Her friend said, "Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?"

"HellOOOOOOO," answered the blond. "They're watch dogs!"

[Gilles 27]

Two Blondes were hiking in some woods.

They come across some tracks.
One says; 'Look deer tracks!'
The other argues; 'No, they're rabbit tracks!'







They were still bickering when the train hit them...

[texasmr2]

[Gulf DBR9]

i dont get blonde jokes i must be blonde

im kinda blonde but im really smart. dont know my IQ tho.