Alonso's new wife

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Alonso's new wife

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Not my cup of tea....
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Could be worse...
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Postby Marco »

darwin_dali wrote:Could be worse...


How? If the munter police see picture number 2, she'll be dragged away. What is Alonso's obsession with monobrows? :roll::shock:

Surely even he can do better?
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monobrows? Don't see them in her. But for what an ugly mofo he is, he did pretty well. She's a singer - I wonder whether he fell for her yodeling :D
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Well, according to his manager, he didn't get married this weekend!
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Looks like you got a severe case of hangover - too much partying, eh?

Not married? Oaah!
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Needs to do something about her teeth.
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Postby Marco »

7UpJordan wrote:Needs to do something about her teeth.


I wonder if Alonso gave her some mints on their first date, and perhaps some straw for her stable...
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Marco wrote:
7UpJordan wrote:Needs to do something about her teeth.


I wonder if Alonso gave her some mints on their first date, and perhaps some straw for her stable...

Nah, that would be for Ruud Van Nistelrooy. :P:lol:
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Postby Marco »

7UpJordan wrote:
Marco wrote:
7UpJordan wrote:Needs to do something about her teeth.


I wonder if Alonso gave her some mints on their first date, and perhaps some straw for her stable...

Nah, that would be for Ruud Van Nistelrooy. :P:lol:


ROFL! Harsh, but fair! :twisted:
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7UpJordan wrote:
Marco wrote:
7UpJordan wrote:Needs to do something about her teeth.


I wonder if Alonso gave her some mints on their first date, and perhaps some straw for her stable...

Nah, that would be for Ruud Van Nistelrooy. :P:lol:


OMG I'm sooo offended :evil: RVN is like one of my all time heroes! (Why did Fergie got rid off him? :( )

Anyways,

haven't you guys actually thought that these two people could be very much in love and nice people?!

Why do people seem to love with their eyes rather than their heart?

*And this is the point where you roll around on the floor laughing...*
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Here here! Good point Laura, and we'll soon find out whether Alonso loves her enough to give her the most important gift of all, a brace, saddle...

...sorry, it's immature and I must be good. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So Laura, i'm going off topic, is Trulli single - I simply don't know?
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Stephen wrote:Here here! Good point Laura, and we'll soon find out whether Alonso loves her enough to give her the most important gift of all, a brace, saddle...

...sorry, it's immature and I must be good. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

So Laura, i'm going off topic, is Trulli single - I simply don't know?


Unfortunately Trulli is married with 2 kids...

well, i say unfortunately. I'm sure he's very happy lol :P

Maybe Alonso will give his wife (if thats what she is) a Polo too...

Okay - i'm such a hypocrite! Haha! But i thought it was funny! :lol:
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Stephen wrote: is Trulli single - I simply don't know?

Why? Are you looking?
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Beauty is the good in the garment of prettiness.
Darn deep, ain't that the truth?
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