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[racechick]

Cookie! Hammer! It's so fortuitous that you both asked for less info and no pictures right then! I was about to give graphic details of my earliest sexual exploits. phew! A lucky escape! I'd hate to upset anyone's sensibilities!

[What's Burning?]

Cookie! Hammer! It's so fortuitous that you both asked for less info and no pictures right then! I was about to give graphic details of my earliest sexual exploits. phew! A lucky escape! I'd hate to upset anyone's sensibilities!

*gulp*

[sagi58]

... phew! A lucky escape! I'd hate to upset anyone's sensibilities!

I hear you!! DD may not be able to handle it, eh?

[CookinFlat6]

Nooooooo I did say GUYS! not hot chicks

perhaps you could email them to me instead

[sagi58]

Have you checked your "spam" folder? There might be something already there!

[racechick]

Nooooooo I did say GUYS! not hot chicks

perhaps you could email them to me instead

Soooooooo, you'd deny us females our little titilations, whilst enjoying 'guy' things? No fair!
Anyway, t'would definitely have been too hot to handle!

[spankyham]

Soooooooo, you'd deny us females our little titilations, whilst enjoying 'guy' things? No fair!

Agreed, so in the interests of fairness, I'll show you mine, now you show me yours

[Hammer278]

Cookie! Hammer! It's so fortuitous that you both asked for less info and no pictures right then! I was about to give graphic details of my earliest sexual exploits. phew! A lucky escape! I'd hate to upset anyone's sensibilities!

RC...I've met enough c**kteasers to last a lifetime, and you're better than them RC. You're better than them.

And you're a mod...so do whatever you fancy.

Just don't let WB post any parts of his anatomy...if you see any, DELETE WITH FAIYA

[Jabberwocky]

I got thrown off a stage by Melinda Messengers body guard in a night club once does that count?

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[What's Burning?]

I got thrown off a stage by Melinda Messengers body guard in a night club once does that count?

For masturbating?

[Jabberwocky]

Oh my god you where there!!!

In fact it was a much more deceptive crime.

I told her that her plastic surgeon had sent me. It was urgent because there might of been a problem with her implants and I had to check them... doctors orders

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[Jabberwocky]

I have met the queen twice (Her Royal Highness Queen Elizabeth II not to be confused with DD)

Also the princes William and Harry at the James Bond Quantum Of Solice premier. Daniel Craig is a lot shorter than I imagined

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[LiamCatterson]

Okay so I remember this show that I fell in love with when BBC would commission kids shows and that and there was one I fell in love with called Shoebox Zoo. Brilliant Scottish Drama. Anyways, in series 2 of that show, there was this chick who I'd fall for. Kelsey Collins I think you called her or something like that. Anyways, I've moved onto Karen Gillan now...Man...

[Hammer278]

Karen Gillan is Isla Fisher's doppelganger.

[LiamCatterson]

HELL NO. Karen is yummy