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Re: Daniel Ricciardo

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ptiberio wrote:
andrew wrote:
ptiberio wrote:Ricciardo leading Vettel
Horner ...BOX BOX BOX for Inters
Ricciardo....What? Confirm
Horner...BOX NOW for Inters Rain on Course
Ricciardo...Hugh? Sun is shining
Horner...BOX BOX BOX Rain Course Wet
Ricciardo...%$#*&()__&^$$ :censored:
Gives up spot to Vettel
Horner.....BOX BOX BOX for Reds
Ricciardo....What about the rain?
Horner...Sorry elbow switched weather screen it's raining at home base :twisted:


Sounds similar to how Alonso gets past Massa.


The ultra rare occassion that Alonzo is behind Massa (outside of lapping him) all that Alonzo has to do is wait for Massa either to bonzi another driver, hit the wall or spin out. Then Alonzo goes bye bye :wavey:



Or he could get on the radio and tell the team to have him moved over......... tell the team to think of the championship........even if its one of the early races. :wink:
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Or he'll get Ferrari to break a seal on Massa's gearbox.....
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elfinitty wrote:I'm laughing more than I should have...Some problems for Ricciardo has started even before the driver for 2014 is announced :D

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Vettel and Alonso fans are like pot and kettle, fact is both teams are working simply for 1 driver, period. The other driver is put into a racing seat to add the points tally in the WCC as a bonus drive, nothing more.
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andrew wrote:
ptiberio wrote:Ricciardo leading Vettel
Horner ...BOX BOX BOX for Inters
Ricciardo....What? Confirm
Horner...BOX NOW for Inters Rain on Course
Ricciardo...Hugh? Sun is shining
Horner...BOX BOX BOX Rain Course Wet
Ricciardo...%$#*&()__&^$$ :censored:
Gives up spot to Vettel
Horner.....BOX BOX BOX for Reds
Ricciardo....What about the rain?
Horner...Sorry elbow switched weather screen it's raining at home base :twisted:


Sounds similar to how Alonso gets past Massa.

At least they don't play games by suggesting there is an issue with fuel and ask their drivers to "hold station"...
Or, tell their drivers which "Multi" to adhere to! :wink:
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sagi58 wrote:
andrew wrote:
ptiberio wrote:Ricciardo leading Vettel
Horner ...BOX BOX BOX for Inters
Ricciardo....What? Confirm
Horner...BOX NOW for Inters Rain on Course
Ricciardo...Hugh? Sun is shining
Horner...BOX BOX BOX Rain Course Wet
Ricciardo...%$#*&()__&^$$ :censored:
Gives up spot to Vettel
Horner.....BOX BOX BOX for Reds
Ricciardo....What about the rain?
Horner...Sorry elbow switched weather screen it's raining at home base :twisted:


Sounds similar to how Alonso gets past Massa.

At least they don't play games by suggesting there is an issue with fuel and ask their drivers to "hold station"...
Or, tell their drivers which "Multi" to adhere to! :wink:


Ferrari don't play games? Quit acting like their sh!t don't stink, 'cos it :censored: reeks to high heaven!
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andrew wrote:
sagi58 wrote:At least they don't play games by suggesting there is an issue with fuel and ask their drivers to "hold station"...
Or, tell their drivers which "Multi" to adhere to! :wink:

Ferrari don't play games? Quit acting like their sh!t don't stink, 'cos it :censored: reeks to high heaven!

You might like to re-read what I posted. They don't play games in the sense that they are upfront with their one-two driver philosophy.

As for things that stink, you might like to check your comprehension as I didn't suggest Ferrari was perfect!! :wavey:
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sagi58 wrote:
andrew wrote:
sagi58 wrote:At least they don't play games by suggesting there is an issue with fuel and ask their drivers to "hold station"...
Or, tell their drivers which "Multi" to adhere to! :wink:

Ferrari don't play games? Quit acting like their sh!t don't stink, 'cos it :censored: reeks to high heaven!

You might like to re-read what I posted. They don't play games in the sense that they are upfront with their one-two driver philosophy.

As for things that stink, you might like to check your comprehension as I didn't suggest Ferrari was perfect!! :wavey:


Brawn wasn't playing games and pretending there was an issue with fuel . What would be the point of that?
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I was under the impression that all the comments about Ricciardo's...er...posterior were in jest but discovered that they were true after all. He has admitted himself about his protuberance problem. Is that big enough to affect the possibility of a RBR seat on its own 'merit'?
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Protuberance!!!! :P you mean he has a big sausage that won't easily get in the car??
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racechick wrote:Protuberance!!!! :P you mean he has a big sausage that won't easily get in the car??

No, he can always eat that off to make room. I was referring to his now legendary bum, which will be harder to displace. Apparently it is struggling to fit into Newey's rigid aerodynamic limitations. :hehe:
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Zekenwolf wrote:
racechick wrote:Protuberance!!!! :P you mean he has a big sausage that won't easily get in the car??

No, he can always eat that off to make room. I was referring to his now legendary bum, which will be harder to displace. Apparently it is struggling to fit into Newey's rigid aerodynamic limitations. :hehe:


:hehe: I know what you meant, I just had a vision of a massive appendage preventing the seat belts from doing up :rofl::rofl:

I was mentally reassessing Ricciardo!!
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racechick wrote:
Zekenwolf wrote:
racechick wrote:Protuberance!!!! :P you mean he has a big sausage that won't easily get in the car??

No, he can always eat that off to make room. I was referring to his now legendary bum, which will be harder to displace. Apparently it is struggling to fit into Newey's rigid aerodynamic limitations. :hehe:


:hehe: I know what you meant, I just had a vision of a massive appendage preventing the seat belts from doing up :rofl::rofl:

I was mentally reassessing Ricciardo!!


Would his nose really get in the way of the seatbelts though? :hehe:
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racechick wrote:I was mentally reassessing Ricciardo!!


From what his record suggests so far, he comes off very quickly at times but manages to go full distance on other occasions. :D
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CookinFlat6 wrote:
racechick wrote:
Zekenwolf wrote:
racechick wrote:Protuberance!!!! :P you mean he has a big sausage that won't easily get in the car??

No, he can always eat that off to make room. I was referring to his now legendary bum, which will be harder to displace. Apparently it is struggling to fit into Newey's rigid aerodynamic limitations. :hehe:


:hehe: I know what you meant, I just had a vision of a massive appendage preventing the seat belts from doing up :rofl::rofl:

I was mentally reassessing Ricciardo!!


Would his nose really get in the way of the seatbelts though? :hehe:


Well I was wondering if there was any correlation :hehe:
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