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[What's Burning?]

Just in case any of you want to 'try out'.

King's County Bar in Brooklyn, New York is set to host the first ever 'Smallest duck Contest', on July 20.

According to an advertisement on Craigslist, the contest invites 'less endowed men' who can prove that 'good things can come in small packages,' the Huffington Post reported.

The 'pageant style' contest would involve 'talent, evening wear, and swimsuit elements.'

A 'small member expert panel,' would judge the contestant and declare the winner.

The applicants for the contest must be 21 years old or more and must be present on the day of the contest.

The ad also states that the contestants should be comfortable getting hosed down while wearing only skimpy underwear.

Promoters will make sure an unbiased contest by handing out standard-issue undies for all contestants to wear.

According to Gothamist, the winner of the contest will receive a crown along with the title of '2013 Smallest duck in Brooklyn' and a cash prize, which, if the winner chooses, can be donated to charity.

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[myownalias]

Thinking of entering WB?

[What's Burning?]

I'm already thinking of ways to spend the prize money.

[myownalias]

I'm already thinking of ways to spend the prize money.

[darwin dali]

Are they providing magnifying glasses for the expert panel?

[racechick]

What a strange thing to enter a competition for.

[LewEngBridewell]

I'm already thinking of ways to spend the prize money.

[andrew]

There's going to be some quite flash cars in bars carpark on the night of this event.

[What's Burning?]

Drunk conversation last night... somewhat related. If I was a mutant on X-men, I'd have some useless ability, like having a prehensile duck.

... wait, maybe that ability isn't so useless.

[darwin dali]

Drunk conversation last night... somewhat related. If I was a mutant on X-men, I'd have some useless ability, like having a prehensile duck.

... wait, maybe that ability isn't so useless.

To hold back the women who want to run away at the sight of your tiny peepee?

[Hammer278]

Normally i'd say PICS or GTFO, but this time if you get the trophy just enjoy it and no need for sharing.

[darwin dali]

Normally i'd say PICS or GTFO, but this time if you get the trophy just enjoy it and no need for sharing.

But don't we all want to have a good laugh at that sight?