swine flu claims first uk victim

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#134307

By darwin dali - 19 Jul 09, 16:56

- 19 Jul 09, 16:56#134307

Saving myself some Wiki time what is the most common form of transmission??

sneezing i think not cleaning ya hands like any other virus

Wiping your backside without toilet roll.

WTF???

yeah, didn't you know Gregg? You first roll your bum in the toilet and THEN wipe it :hehe:

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#134312

By headless - 19 Jul 09, 16:59

- 19 Jul 09, 16:59#134312

Saving myself some Wiki time what is the most common form of transmission??

sneezing i think not cleaning ya hands like any other virus

Wiping your backside without toilet roll.

WTF???

yeah, didn't you know Gregg? You first roll your bum in the toilet and THEN wipe it

Nah, you sneeeze on your hand then, don't use toilet roll.
You get a better clean that way.

You're like a dog chasing a car. You'll never catch it and you just wouldn't know what to do with it if you did
:starwars:

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#134316

By texasmr2 - 19 Jul 09, 17:09

- 19 Jul 09, 17:09#134316

I'm virtually speechless and you dont see that too often :hehe:

! You are all a bunch of prankster's and I would not have it any other way :thumbup:

!!!!

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135557

By Hanwombat - 23 Jul 09, 19:28

- 23 Jul 09, 19:28#135557

Whats symptoms ? ? similar to flu I guess ?

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135558

By Gaz - 23 Jul 09, 19:29

- 23 Jul 09, 19:29#135558

Whats symptoms ? ? similar to flu I guess ?

yep pretty much.

but you get an urge to eat bacon.

and ham.

:hehe:

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135561

By Hanwombat - 23 Jul 09, 19:31

- 23 Jul 09, 19:31#135561

I got sore throat, difficult to swallow, breathing bit dodgey earlier, headache, getting hot...... not he urge for ham and bacon yet phew. Feeling rough though

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135571

By Gaz - 23 Jul 09, 19:35

- 23 Jul 09, 19:35#135571

https://www.pandemicflu.direct.gov.uk/

check the above..

don't worry tho its proberly not swine flu

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135574

By Hanwombat - 23 Jul 09, 19:37

- 23 Jul 09, 19:37#135574

https://www.pandemicflu.direct.gov.uk/

check the above..

don't worry tho its proberly not swine flu

Does the patient have clusters of tiny purple spots or a rash that looks like bleeding or bruising under the skin?

I got that too :O Slightly on my right arm noticed it yesterday :yikes:

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135732

By racechick - 24 Jul 09, 09:37

- 24 Jul 09, 09:37#135732

Symptoms are quite mild. not as bad as normal flu. I had most of the symptoms sunday/monday. Was feeling better by Tuesday. Dont know if it was swine flu or some other virus. Was def a virus cos of the acheyness. Treatment is the same anyway-basically parcetemol and rest so no point contacting doctor. They dont swab here now anyway cos its a hotspot for it.

You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time.
Abe Lincoln

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Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135980

By texasmr2 - 24 Jul 09, 23:31

- 24 Jul 09, 23:31#135980

I got sore throat, difficult to swallow, breathing bit dodgey earlier, headache, getting hot...... not he urge for ham and bacon yet phew. Feeling rough though

Sound's like your in heat to me and I have the prescription for that

. Sorry I could not resist messing with you. :wavey:

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#135991

By Hanwombat - 25 Jul 09, 06:45

- 25 Jul 09, 06:45#135991

I got sore throat, difficult to swallow, breathing bit dodgey earlier, headache, getting hot...... not he urge for ham and bacon yet phew. Feeling rough though

Sound's like your in heat to me and I have the prescription for that . Sorry I could not resist messing with you.

Heats been and gone

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#137130

By welshie - 27 Jul 09, 16:44

- 27 Jul 09, 16:44#137130

Had the "Swine", not dead, fantastic! :thumbup:

“ An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#137140

By Gaz - 27 Jul 09, 17:14

- 27 Jul 09, 17:14#137140

Had the "Swine", not dead, fantastic!

any cravings for bacon?

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#137141

By Hanwombat - 27 Jul 09, 17:16

- 27 Jul 09, 17:16#137141

My sister is ill atm, I tell ya if its swine flu :eek:

I aint getting it

Re: swine flu claims first uk victim#137142

By welshie - 27 Jul 09, 17:16

- 27 Jul 09, 17:16#137142

Had the "Swine", not dead, fantastic!

any cravings for bacon?

I ate a ham sandwich, made me feel odd . . . . kinda like I was some sort of cannibal! :hehe: