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By FRAFPDD
#274677
Went to the west end in Central London (LeeEng's Mecca) to the comedy store, half of the acts were pretty funny, half of them were as i expected the run of the mill modern comedian that makes really basic, super basic jokes and everyone laps them up.

Good night out though.


Pick up any good jokes?


They were either observational or storytellers, not really jokes i that makes sense,

If i was a comedian id be a one liner, everyone loves one liner comedians, tommy cooper has the gimmick of failing magic tricks and his fez and saggy face but his actual jokes were one liners and short stories.

Its also quite easy if you spend the time to be a one liner comedian, your set needs only to be 5 minutes, and all you got to work on is memorising it and the way you present the one liners.

That said your pretty limited in the type of comedy venues you can play.
By andrew
#274679
Jockey shorts are all right for jockeys but not for those of us with heavier equipment.

Good luck to you if you can tell me who said that!
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By FRAFPDD
#274685
Jockey shorts are all right for jockeys but not for those of us with heavier equipment.

Good luck to you if you can tell me who said that!

andrew- 28 aberdeen?
By andrew
#274686
Jockey shorts are all right for jockeys but not for those of us with heavier equipment.

Good luck to you if you can tell me who said that!

andrew- 28 aberdeen?


Nope. Without this person there would have been no Monty Python.
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By smokin
#274827
Went out for a walk with the camera and found it unnecessarily windy.

Get a digital. You don't need to wind them.
By Big Azza
#274830
Apart from calling a nice bloke "Hannah" on this forum, I also thought today was Friday - and got all worked up (at work :P ) because no one was responding to my document I sent out on Tuesday, not wanting to let my document go into the weekend I've kicked up a stink and sent an email to nearly every man and his dog.

I've since had to send an apology email for my tone and, realising that I didn't actually give anyone a deadline to comment on the document, so I've now had to give them until Friday next week...

Mmmm.... humble pie. *drools*
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By FRAFPDD
#274932
Turns out this tuesday just gone Mark Webber was approximately one mile away from where i was whilst white water rafting at the olympic venue in waltham cross/lea valley.

that so annoying! i was so oblivious!

Actually coming from London........he had to go past the town i live in.....and my house is right on the main road.......HE PROBABLY DROVE RIGHT PAST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#274933
Turns out this tuesday just gone Mark Webber was approximately one mile away from where i was whilst white water rafting at the olympic venue in waltham cross/lea valley.

that so annoying! i was so oblivious!

Actually coming from London........he had to go past the town i live in.....and my house is right on the main road.......HE PROBABLY DROVE RIGHT PAST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You don't know the worst of it! He was lost and badly needed to use the bathroom, so he stopped at your house, knocked on the door and of course no one answered because you weren't there. :P
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By FRAFPDD
#274936
Turns out this tuesday just gone Mark Webber was approximately one mile away from where i was whilst white water rafting at the olympic venue in waltham cross/lea valley.

that so annoying! i was so oblivious!

Actually coming from London........he had to go past the town i live in.....and my house is right on the main road.......HE PROBABLY DROVE RIGHT PAST ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


You don't know the worst of it! He was lost and badly needed to use the bathroom, so he stopped at your house, knocked on the door and of course no one answered because you weren't there. :P


:irked::irked::irked::irked::irked:

Massively pissed.
By andrew
#274939
Turns out this tuesday just gone Mark Webber was approximately one mile away from where i was whilst white water rafting at the olympic venue in waltham cross/lea valley.


Why wasn't Webber warned of this? :hehe:
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By scotty
#274958
G27 - Logitech G27, probably the best gaming wheel. DFGT? Probably the Gran Turismo one...
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