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[Jabberwocky]

Divorce is so expensive, because it is worth it.

Going back to the snakes with tits comments. I am sure there is an equal amount of men who are just as bad as women.

I am sure most people have stories about crazy ex's. If anyone remembers BingoF1 you will know what I mean.

[LRW]

I dont have ANY crazy exes - which can only lead me to the conclusion that it is ME who is the crazy ex.....

[Jabberwocky]

We have all seen the dress to prove it lol

[LRW]

Did you get to the bottom of the vRS?

[3double8]

I'm friends with all my exes. Except 1 - he didn't want to be just friends so we're just cordial.

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[Jabberwocky]

The bloke was visiting our neighbours. SWMBO saw him this morning and gave him a piece of her mind. Then our neighbours knocked on the door and went off on one at SWMBO. Strangely when I got to the front door he ran to his car and drove off.

Then the police called. They phone the person the car is registered to, he sold it 3 months ago. They then said they would raise an ASBO against the driver once they find out who it is.

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[LRW]

I cant believe the fecking cheek of people - and then your neighbours have the cheek to moan at you!!!

Stab them.

[Jabberwocky]

I am off to have a chat with his landlord when i have dropped the little one off at nursery.

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[What's Burning?]

I am off to have a chat with his landlord when i have dropped the little one off at nursery.

You could do the neighborly thing and tell him that someone has taken the air out of ALL FOUR of his tires, but that you were a nice enough guy and didn't call a tow service to have the car removed because you knew it belonged to him and you're not the type to make one's day go from bad to worse.

[LRW]

Yeah! Get the feckers kicked out!

WB - I still prefer my idea of Jizzing on the bonnet. But each to their own

[Jabberwocky]

knowing my luck I would get done for exposure.

[RyRy]

Remember all women are snakes with tits. They might hide it really well but it always shows itself in the end. As long as you keep that in mind you will never get hurt by one.

Damn, I like it!

Today I joined tinder and immediately feel like an arsehole looking at 4 pictures of someone and deciding "nope don't like you"

A fem friend nags me all the time to sign up to websites and apps because she wants me to "date someone, stick it in them and make beautiful babies" lol, I gave in and used that tinder app but like you felt a bit guilty judging based on appearances only...

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[LRW]

RyRy - I thought you were a girl?

[RyRy]

RyRy - I thought you were a girl?

Nopey nope, I'm very much a male. Just an odd one at that.

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[LRW]

RyRy - I thought you were a girl?

Nopey nope, I'm very much a male. Just an odd one at that.

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Oh there are plenty of them here - so, in a way that makes you normal.