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#228275
Alonso - I'm a talentless cheating hack and I know it

A follow-up second sensational scoop has surfaced - fresh from the mouth of Fernando Alonso!

In the interview Fernando finally admits he is a total d1@k and has the personality of #7 Spear and Jackson shovel. When pressed for a comment on his poor education, as reveal by Petrov, Fernando said "it wasn't my fault I couldn't graduate from 3rd grade, it would have embarrassed my dad if we were both in 4th grade at the same time!".

He also offered this clarification on his time at McLaren in '07. "I always knew Lewis was a better driver, that was a given, but what really upset me (apart from hurting my fist on the motor-home door in China) was that he could send 2 texts to my one. No wonder he ended up with all the chicks."

"Yes, I haven't actually ever driven a good race, or deserved any wins or points, I've always managed by "paying-off" my bosses to get all the drivers ahead of me to move over - I call it my "red sea" move. In fact, without that smoke and mirrors trick I'm actually no better driver than your average London cabby.

Alonso seemed a little stumped when asked about the Abu Dhabi race. In the end he claimed that it was all Felipe's fault. If Felipe had ploughed through all the other cars then waved Nando through, he would be WDC today - "Felipe has a lot to answer for, and I for one will be shaking my fists at him every race possible. Mind you I'll probably have to wait till he laps me to get my chance to do that."

We couldn't let the opportunity go to press Fernando on his real opinion of the British press. "I think I misjudged them, I always thought they were only interested in cheap sensational headlines designed to pander to the more extreme views of the polarised massess. Having studied page 3, I realise ........ where was I"


For anyone interested here is the complete Spanish transcription of the interview:-

"Buenas tardes, como estas?"
#228276
Alonso *IS* the personification of Ferrari. A perfect pairing.


Yes, despite he is the opposite of Michael Schumacher. I think Ferrari has found a true leader for the following years.
Another thing. Do you believe that Hamilton and Kovalainen were treated equally at McLaren? And Button?


When you ask that, I hear do I believe that Kovalainen and Button were given equal opportunity and had their destiny in their own hands, the answer is yes, and yes.

Is there anything that you saw this year that clearly indicated to you McLaren didn't give Button equal treatment?
By Jack Master
#228293
Alonso - I'm a talentless cheating hack and I know it

A follow-up second sensational scoop has surfaced - fresh from the mouth of Fernando Alonso!

In the interview Fernando finally admits he is a total d1@k and has the personality of #7 Spear and Jackson shovel. When pressed for a comment on his poor education, as reveal by Petrov, Fernando said "it wasn't my fault I couldn't graduate from 3rd grade, it would have embarrassed my dad if we were both in 4th grade at the same time!".

He also offered this clarification on his time at McLaren in '07. "I always knew Lewis was a better driver, that was a given, but what really upset me (apart from hurting my fist on the motor-home door in China) was that he could send 2 texts to my one. No wonder he ended up with all the chicks."

"Yes, I haven't actually ever driven a good race, or deserved any wins or points, I've always managed by "paying-off" my bosses to get all the drivers ahead of me to move over - I call it my "red sea" move. In fact, without that smoke and mirrors trick I'm actually no better driver than your average London cabby.

Alonso seemed a little stumped when asked about the Abu Dhabi race. In the end he claimed that it was all Felipe's fault. If Felipe had ploughed through all the other cars then waved Nando through, he would be WDC today - "Felipe has a lot to answer for, and I for one will be shaking my fists at him every race possible. Mind you I'll probably have to wait till he laps me to get my chance to do that."

We couldn't let the opportunity go to press Fernando on his real opinion of the British press. "I think I misjudged them, I always thought they were only interested in cheap sensational headlines designed to pander to the more extreme views of the polarised massess. Having studied page 3, I realise ........ where was I"


For anyone interested here is the complete Spanish transcription of the interview:-

"Buenas tardes, como estas?"


Fantástico Spanky. Gracias
Great interview
By Jack Master
#228294
Alonso *IS* the personification of Ferrari. A perfect pairing.


Yes, despite he is the opposite of Michael Schumacher. I think Ferrari has found a true leader for the following years.
Another thing. Do you believe that Hamilton and Kovalainen were treated equally at McLaren? And Button?


When you ask that, I hear do I believe that Kovalainen and Button were given equal opportunity and had their destiny in their own hands, the answer is yes, and yes.

Is there anything that you saw this year that clearly indicated to you McLaren didn't give Button equal treatment?


Twice yes or just one, for the moment? I think Kovalainen didn’t believe the same than you and Button is a very nice guy.
#228301
Alonso - I'm a talentless cheating hack and I know it

A follow-up second sensational scoop has surfaced - fresh from the mouth of Fernando Alonso!

In the interview Fernando finally admits he is a total d1@k and has the personality of #7 Spear and Jackson shovel. When pressed for a comment on his poor education, as reveal by Petrov, Fernando said "it wasn't my fault I couldn't graduate from 3rd grade, it would have embarrassed my dad if we were both in 4th grade at the same time!".

He also offered this clarification on his time at McLaren in '07. "I always knew Lewis was a better driver, that was a given, but what really upset me (apart from hurting my fist on the motor-home door in China) was that he could send 2 texts to my one. No wonder he ended up with all the chicks."

"Yes, I haven't actually ever driven a good race, or deserved any wins or points, I've always managed by "paying-off" my bosses to get all the drivers ahead of me to move over - I call it my "red sea" move. In fact, without that smoke and mirrors trick I'm actually no better driver than your average London cabby.

Alonso seemed a little stumped when asked about the Abu Dhabi race. In the end he claimed that it was all Felipe's fault. If Felipe had ploughed through all the other cars then waved Nando through, he would be WDC today - "Felipe has a lot to answer for, and I for one will be shaking my fists at him every race possible. Mind you I'll probably have to wait till he laps me to get my chance to do that."

We couldn't let the opportunity go to press Fernando on his real opinion of the British press. "I think I misjudged them, I always thought they were only interested in cheap sensational headlines designed to pander to the more extreme views of the polarised massess. Having studied page 3, I realise ........ where was I"


For anyone interested here is the complete Spanish transcription of the interview:-

"Buenas tardes, como estas?"


Fantástico Spanky. Gracias
Great interview



:hehe::rofl: !
#228305
Alonso *IS* the personification of Ferrari. A perfect pairing.


Yes, despite he is the opposite of Michael Schumacher. I think Ferrari has found a true leader for the following years.
Another thing. Do you believe that Hamilton and Kovalainen were treated equally at McLaren? And Button?


When you ask that, I hear do I believe that Kovalainen and Button were given equal opportunity and had their destiny in their own hands, the answer is yes, and yes.

Is there anything that you saw this year that clearly indicated to you McLaren didn't give Button equal treatment?


Kovi didn't get equal treatment did he? In 09 he made it clear Lewis was getting the upgrades first.
#228307
Alonso - I'm a talentless cheating hack and I know it

A follow-up second sensational scoop has surfaced - fresh from the mouth of Fernando Alonso!

In the interview Fernando finally admits he is a total d1@k and has the personality of #7 Spear and Jackson shovel. When pressed for a comment on his poor education, as reveal by Petrov, Fernando said "it wasn't my fault I couldn't graduate from 3rd grade, it would have embarrassed my dad if we were both in 4th grade at the same time!".

He also offered this clarification on his time at McLaren in '07. "I always knew Lewis was a better driver, that was a given, but what really upset me (apart from hurting my fist on the motor-home door in China) was that he could send 2 texts to my one. No wonder he ended up with all the chicks."

"Yes, I haven't actually ever driven a good race, or deserved any wins or points, I've always managed by "paying-off" my bosses to get all the drivers ahead of me to move over - I call it my "red sea" move. In fact, without that smoke and mirrors trick I'm actually no better driver than your average London cabby.

Alonso seemed a little stumped when asked about the Abu Dhabi race. In the end he claimed that it was all Felipe's fault. If Felipe had ploughed through all the other cars then waved Nando through, he would be WDC today - "Felipe has a lot to answer for, and I for one will be shaking my fists at him every race possible. Mind you I'll probably have to wait till he laps me to get my chance to do that."

We couldn't let the opportunity go to press Fernando on his real opinion of the British press. "I think I misjudged them, I always thought they were only interested in cheap sensational headlines designed to pander to the more extreme views of the polarised massess. Having studied page 3, I realise ........ where was I"


For anyone interested here is the complete Spanish transcription of the interview:-

"Buenas tardes, como estas?"


Fantástico Spanky. Gracias
Great interview

:getaroom:
#228309
Lewis keeps getting paired with WDC and keeps beating them.For some of you to say he is the defacto #1 at Macca is a straight up lie! Actually his teammates have hurt him more then helped him. In his 4 years in F1 he's gone to the last race hunting for the title in 3 with winning once. If he was the #1 as most claim I guarantee you he'd have more then 1 title! Jenson made it clear he'd rather QUIT then be a #2..........Alonso............ well you know!
#228310
Lewis keeps getting paired with WDC and keeps beating them.For some of you to say he is the defacto #1 at Macca is a straight up lie! Actually his teammates have hurt him more then helped him. In his 4 years in F1 he's gone to the last race hunting for the title in 3 with winning once. If he was the #1 as most claim I guarantee you he'd have more then 1 title! Jenson made it clear he'd rather QUIT then be a #2..........Alonso............ well you know!


Wrong thread.
#228311
Alonso *IS* the personification of Ferrari. A perfect pairing.


Yes, despite he is the opposite of Michael Schumacher. I think Ferrari has found a true leader for the following years.
Another thing. Do you believe that Hamilton and Kovalainen were treated equally at McLaren? And Button?

I was responding to this :hehe::hehe:
:drink:
#228312
You haven't been here long, loads of threads end up this way. Its annoying. Your contributing to it actually. Oh and it never seems to stop, maybe you'll be different and be happy with saying your piece once.

So, in one of my attempts to bring a thread carrerring into fire back on topic, you've boasted about Lewis beating his teammates, is it acceptable for Alonso to mention his happiness with regards to beating Massa?
#228315
You haven't been here long, loads of threads end up this way. Its annoying. Your contributing to it actually. Oh and it never seems to stop, maybe you'll be different and be happy with saying your piece once.

So, in one of my attempts to bring a thread carrerring into fire back on topic, you've boasted about Lewis beating his teammates, is it acceptable for Alonso to mention his happiness with regards to beating Massa?

:yes:
The next reply should be very amusing and will prove your point :D .
#228316
On the contrary! I was only pointing out that he's never been #1 the way that Alonso has or in any way! For FA to brag how he put the beatdown on Massa is just wrong when we now(why/how) Massa has 1less victory and FA has 1+
After that Massa tanked it !
#228317
You haven't been here long, loads of threads end up this way. Its annoying. Your contributing to it actually. Oh and it never seems to stop, maybe you'll be different and be happy with saying your piece once.

So, in one of my attempts to bring a thread carrerring into fire back on topic, you've boasted about Lewis beating his teammates, is it acceptable for Alonso to mention his happiness with regards to beating Massa?

:yes:
The next reply should be very amusing and will prove your point :D .


I see both sides restating their points, not just the Lewis fans. :D I could care less about any driver's life outside of what the do on the grid. Quite a bit of the drivers have philanthropic and humanitarian causes outside of F1, and I'm happy to support those causes when I can. But what they tweet or anything stupid or self indulgent they may say is only a big deal to the fanatical in F1.
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