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[andrew]

I bet it was.

It wasn't all bad, I was home by 2pm yesterday and was still being paid until 8pm!

[Jabberwocky]

Swmbo and her 3 mates just went to the gym, as she got in the car I muttered "fat cows"

"What was that?"

"You herd!"

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[Hammer278]

I don't get it. I mean how is it funny when the story ends badly.

[andrew]

Herd, cows..........

[Hammer278]

Yeah no sh!t, thanks Sherlock, but I'm thinking what happened after that...it won't exactly appease SWMBO would it.

[andrew]

I think you have missed the subtle humour contained within Jabber's post.

[Hammer278]

I'm more interested in the repercussions of that 'subtle humour'.

[What's Burning?]

His next post will be I washed the dishes and then I went "down town" for a long time

[racechick]

Swmbo and her 3 mates just went to the gym, as she got in the car I muttered "fat cows"

"What was that?"

"You herd!"

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and I just know you didn't really say that Jab!

[Jabberwocky]

Swmbo and her 3 mates just went to the gym, as she got in the car I muttered "fat cows"

"What was that?"

"You herd!"

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and I just know you didn't really say that Jab!

Correct because she would beat the s*** out of me

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[darwin dali]

Swmbo and her 3 mates just went to the gym, as she got in the car I muttered "fat cows"

"What was that?"

"You herd!"

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and I just know you didn't really say that Jab!

Correct because she would beat the s*** out of me

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Ah, domestic violence - always a bit overrated

[LewEngBridewell]

8pm marks the end of a 64 hour week for me, complete with a bout of man-flu and at times being a one-man band during what has been by far the hottest week of the year so far.

You think thats bad? I had to spend all of yesterday at an outdoor wedding, in the baking sun drinking champagne, wine, cider, limoncello and eating BBQ.

It was hell.

Mixing drinks like a demon. You must've been leathered.

[Jabberwocky]

Did you feel the need to drink er indoors drinks as well?

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[LRW]

Mixing drinks like a demon. You must've been leathered.

You bet

Did you feel the need to drink er indoors drinks as well?

Well she had been allocated the free champagne and wine, so someone had to.....

[Hammer278]

Just finished a final exam, and got a shock in the end. I was the last to leave the hall and as I gave my paper into the Prof, he asks me what my plans are for the future...I go about telling him my plans for the next 6 months and he's all like "...hmm, okay if you're interested in a job right here, let me know. I know you're not a citizen but we have some lawyers who could help out." This guy just started his own company some months back and we used a software he developed for this course in conducting technical analysis. My guts were all like but managed to keep cool and told him hell yeah sounds awesome, will do.

Today was a good day.