If it rains, Button will as always go for the drier tyre and will finish well based entirely on strategy, without passing a single car on track on the same strategy as him.
team: Jenson, it looks like there's a heavy rain coming within the next five minutes. Recommend switching to wet tyres.
Button: Shove your wet tyres up your arse. I'm stickin' with slicks!
weather: Oh, Button's sticking with the slick tyres? I better hold off until after the race.
race: Button wins after everybody else loses heaps of time switching to wets and back to slicks for rain that never came.
I'd
really like to see a tire choice work against him for a change. I'd fall off my couch laughing with joy if he rolled the dice and gambled on sticking with slicks and then it absolutely dumps buckets of rain and he plods around the track at about 100 KPH and then runs off the track anyway.