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[Denthúl]

Well, the good news is that my thumb doesn't feel so bad today, so I can still hold the brushes comfortably enough. I will definitely be taking more care when cutting though...

[Jabberwocky]

It reminds me of how much I cringed when my brother in law explained how he chopped his toe off with a chain saw

[What's Burning?]

my next door neighbor chopped off four of her toes with a lawn mower.

[racechick]

OH my god!!

[Denthúl]

[What's Burning?]

she's elderly and it happened a long time ago in the 70's according to her but it's kind of creepy to see her in the summer when she walks around barefoot and my dog goes over and licks her feet so it's hard to ignore.

[LRW]

This weekend I have been getting drunk in Bournemouth with the wife. Photos to follow......

[darwin dali]

This weekend I have been getting drunk in Bournemouth with the wife. Photos to follow......

Times must be hard that you consider pimping your drunk wife on the internet

[What's Burning?]

Don't take it the wrong way, but we'd like to see pictures of the wife not you.

Currently using Tapatalk so I don't have access to all my normal superpowers.

[Jabberwocky]

I have to be up and out in 5 hours.... dgoing to be a long day

[LewEngBridewell]

I had the laziest day ever. I drank a great many cups of tea, read a huge amount of my current novel, watched a crime documentary, watched some of my Official F1 DVD reviews, and drank some wine.

That's some intense goings on there.

[andrew]

I just watched The Odessa File on Yesterday.

Good film.

[stonemonkey]

I have no idea what happened last night but going through my pockets this morning I've found a couple of surgical masks and some other strange things.

Okay, slowly, lets try to piece things together. What's the first thing you remember about last night and what's the last thing you remember about last night and we can all write a little short fictional story to fill in the gap.

Got to the pub just after 7, had a few pints and moved on to the whisky, went round 2 other pubs meeting up with other groups out from our work. Vague recollection of being in some crap nightclub trying to buy something off some dodgy guy and someone trying to nick the drinks I'd just bought. I know I got home around 3.30 cos I sent a text message and as far as I can tell I spent about £120.
Then I woke up to find the surgical masks and 3 blue pills in my pockets.

[LewEngBridewell]

Surgical masks

Priceless

[What's Burning?]

Got to the pub just after 7, had a few pints and moved on to the whisky, went round 2 other pubs meeting up with other groups out from our work. Vague recollection of being in some crap nightclub trying to buy something off some dodgy guy and someone trying to nick the drinks I'd just bought. I know I got home around 3.30 cos I sent a text message and as far as I can tell I spent about £120.
Then I woke up to find the surgical masks and 3 blue pills in my pockets.

Two possibilities... viagara or you took the red pill.