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[billindenver]

The Trial of Lewis Hamilton
Starring Lewis Hamilton as Lewis Hamilton
Anthony Hamilton as Anthony Hamilton
Longbow as Martin Whitmarsh
racechick as Paddy Lowe
Eddie Murphy as Norbert Haug
EwmanM as Bernie Ecclestone
Mclaren Fan as Ron Dennis
DD as Max Mosley (minus the umpalumpa)
Texasmrs2 as Charlie Whiting
billindenver as Steward #1
JensonB as Steward #2
akr as Steward #3
deMuRe as Herbie Blash

Also Starring

bud as Davey Ryan
Vanilla Bear as Felipe Massa


And Featuring
Juan Pablo Montoya as the Michellin Man

"One man lied to his team... but he just couldn't admit it... Even if it would bring the whole thing down with him..."

Bravo!!

Oh wait, I'm a steward? Hamilton is hereby fined $100M and forced to wash and hand wax Trulli's racecar after every session for the next 5 races.

[Jensonb]

The Trial of Lewis Hamilton
Starring Lewis Hamilton as Lewis Hamilton
Anthony Hamilton as Anthony Hamilton
Longbow as Martin Whitmarsh
racechick as Paddy Lowe
Eddie Murphy as Norbert Haug
EwmanM as Bernie Ecclestone
Mclaren Fan as Ron Dennis
DD as Max Mosley (minus the umpalumpa)
Texasmrs2 as Charlie Whiting
billindenver as Steward #1
JensonB as Steward #2
akr as Steward #3
deMuRe as Herbie Blash

Also Starring

bud as Davey Ryan
Vanilla Bear as Felipe Massa


And Featuring
Juan Pablo Montoya as the Michellin Man

"One man lied to his team... but he just couldn't admit it... Even if it would bring the whole thing down with him..."

Bravo!!

Jensonb is also attached to direct

[racechick]

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The funny thing is, he could have spun this a hundred other ways:

In the heat of the moment, I forgot about 10 seconds of radio talk...oops.
We misunderstood the question....oops.
Well, they asked if we had talked about blah blah over the radio and I wasn't sure what the definition of the word is..is.

Obviously he's a poor liar then, ill at ease with it. Perhaps you should give him some lessons Bill, you've just dreamed up some good ones!

Sure, and you can speak to his dad about how to properly safeguard his son's ego by not holding him responsible for his own actions.

You do realize he lied on March 29th to the stewards, and then on April 2nd he was called back in and asked again...was allowed to listen to the tape of the conversation where the team ordered him to let Trulli pass....and he still maintained his story that the he and the team never discussed it. Only afterwards in his press conference after his points were taken away did he fess up. This is world champion character in your eyes is it? You sure aren't asking much from your hero....you don't even expect him to tell the truth, admit when he has lied and audio tape is proving it and take his punishment like a man. You would rather he acts like he has?

Ok seriously, are you really his mom? Only a mother could so staunchly cling to the innocence of someone so obviously guilty. Even if you completely ignore the lies on march 29th and you further ignore his lies in the face of completely damning evidence on April 2nd....are you really going to tell me you support his trying to take a podium position he didn't deserve? Do you really support your driver ignoring ANOTHER team order? He seems to do what he pleases when he pleases and ignores any direction from the team that he chooses to and you think this is ok?

One last question. After he has clearly ignored a team order to allow Trully to pass, lied, lied again and then blamed the team....do you still believe he didn't ignore a team order when told to let Alonso go out first for quali back when that whole scandal took place?

I know he ignored a team order. Yes Im his mum Remind me. Did you used to support Michael Schumacher??

[billindenver]

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The funny thing is, he could have spun this a hundred other ways:

In the heat of the moment, I forgot about 10 seconds of radio talk...oops.
We misunderstood the question....oops.
Well, they asked if we had talked about blah blah over the radio and I wasn't sure what the definition of the word is..is.

Obviously he's a poor liar then, ill at ease with it. Perhaps you should give him some lessons Bill, you've just dreamed up some good ones!

Sure, and you can speak to his dad about how to properly safeguard his son's ego by not holding him responsible for his own actions.

You do realize he lied on March 29th to the stewards, and then on April 2nd he was called back in and asked again...was allowed to listen to the tape of the conversation where the team ordered him to let Trulli pass....and he still maintained his story that the he and the team never discussed it. Only afterwards in his press conference after his points were taken away did he fess up. This is world champion character in your eyes is it? You sure aren't asking much from your hero....you don't even expect him to tell the truth, admit when he has lied and audio tape is proving it and take his punishment like a man. You would rather he acts like he has?

Ok seriously, are you really his mom? Only a mother could so staunchly cling to the innocence of someone so obviously guilty. Even if you completely ignore the lies on march 29th and you further ignore his lies in the face of completely damning evidence on April 2nd....are you really going to tell me you support his trying to take a podium position he didn't deserve? Do you really support your driver ignoring ANOTHER team order? He seems to do what he pleases when he pleases and ignores any direction from the team that he chooses to and you think this is ok?

One last question. After he has clearly ignored a team order to allow Trully to pass, lied, lied again and then blamed the team....do you still believe he didn't ignore a team order when told to let Alonso go out first for quali back when that whole scandal took place?

I know he ignored a team order. Yes Im his mum Remind me. Did you used to support Michael Schumacher??

No I did not support Schumacher. Want to know why? Because I don't like it when drivers act like twats. Starting to see the trend? I do however fully acknowledge MS's skill level, he certainly had it in spades and like anyone who has turned a wheel in competition, I admire that....your boy has yet to show anything remotely similar.

[Jensonb]

Here it comes folks, it's the patented Lewis-Fans Get out of an Argument free Card:

"But Michael Schumacher did this, that and the other thing, so Lewis is Mr. Saintly."

[McLaren Fan]

The Trial of Lewis Hamilton
Starring Lewis Hamilton as Lewis Hamilton
Anthony Hamilton as Anthony Hamilton
Longbow as Martin Whitmarsh
racechick as Paddy Lowe
Eddie Murphy as Norbert Haug
EwmanM as Bernie Ecclestone
Mclaren Fan as Ron Dennis
DD as Max Mosley (minus the umpalumpa)
Texasmrs2 as Charlie Whiting
billindenver as Steward #1
JensonB as Steward #2
akr as Steward #3
deMuRe as Herbie Blash

Also Starring

bud as Davey Ryan
Vanilla Bear as Felipe Massa


And Featuring
Juan Pablo Montoya as the Michellin Man

"One man lied to his team... but he just couldn't admit it... Even if it would bring the whole thing down with him..."

[EwanM]

Here it comes folks, it's the patented Lewis-Fans Get out of an Argument free Card:

"But Michael Schumacher did this, that and the other thing, so Lewis is Mr. Saintly."

Yes it was all Schmacher's fault!

[deMuRe]

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The funny thing is, he could have spun this a hundred other ways:

In the heat of the moment, I forgot about 10 seconds of radio talk...oops.
We misunderstood the question....oops.
Well, they asked if we had talked about blah blah over the radio and I wasn't sure what the definition of the word is..is.

Obviously he's a poor liar then, ill at ease with it. Perhaps you should give him some lessons Bill, you've just dreamed up some good ones!

Sure, and you can speak to his dad about how to properly safeguard his son's ego by not holding him responsible for his own actions.

You do realize he lied on March 29th to the stewards, and then on April 2nd he was called back in and asked again...was allowed to listen to the tape of the conversation where the team ordered him to let Trulli pass....and he still maintained his story that the he and the team never discussed it. Only afterwards in his press conference after his points were taken away did he fess up. This is world champion character in your eyes is it? You sure aren't asking much from your hero....you don't even expect him to tell the truth, admit when he has lied and audio tape is proving it and take his punishment like a man. You would rather he acts like he has?

Ok seriously, are you really his mom? Only a mother could so staunchly cling to the innocence of someone so obviously guilty. Even if you completely ignore the lies on march 29th and you further ignore his lies in the face of completely damning evidence on April 2nd....are you really going to tell me you support his trying to take a podium position he didn't deserve? Do you really support your driver ignoring ANOTHER team order? He seems to do what he pleases when he pleases and ignores any direction from the team that he chooses to and you think this is ok?

One last question. After he has clearly ignored a team order to allow Trully to pass, lied, lied again and then blamed the team....do you still believe he didn't ignore a team order when told to let Alonso go out first for quali back when that whole scandal took place? Are you seeing a trend when it comes to team orders and your hero ignoring them?

I've been thinking about Alonso cackling himself to sleep at night over this...

[racechick]

Here it comes folks, it's the patented Lewis-Fans Get out of an Argument free Card:

"But Michael Schumacher did this, that and the other thing, so Lewis is Mr. Saintly."

Not at all. I just dont like hypocrosy. But Bill didnt support Michael so he's not being hypocritical.

[deMuRe]

The Trial of Lewis Hamilton
Starring Lewis Hamilton as Lewis Hamilton
Anthony Hamilton as Anthony Hamilton
Longbow as Martin Whitmarsh
racechick as Paddy Lowe
Eddie Murphy as Norbert Haug
EwmanM as Bernie Ecclestone
Mclaren Fan as Ron Dennis
DD as Max Mosley (minus the umpalumpa)
Texasmrs2 as Charlie Whiting
billindenver as Steward #1
JensonB as Steward #2
akr as Steward #3
deMuRe as Herbie Blash

Also Starring

bud as Davey Ryan
Vanilla Bear as Felipe Massa


And Featuring
Juan Pablo Montoya as the Michellin Man

"One man lied to his team... but he just couldn't admit it... Even if it would bring the whole thing down with him..."

LMFAO!!! Brilliant

[Jensonb]

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The funny thing is, he could have spun this a hundred other ways:

In the heat of the moment, I forgot about 10 seconds of radio talk...oops.
We misunderstood the question....oops.
Well, they asked if we had talked about blah blah over the radio and I wasn't sure what the definition of the word is..is.

Obviously he's a poor liar then, ill at ease with it. Perhaps you should give him some lessons Bill, you've just dreamed up some good ones!

Sure, and you can speak to his dad about how to properly safeguard his son's ego by not holding him responsible for his own actions.

You do realize he lied on March 29th to the stewards, and then on April 2nd he was called back in and asked again...was allowed to listen to the tape of the conversation where the team ordered him to let Trulli pass....and he still maintained his story that the he and the team never discussed it. Only afterwards in his press conference after his points were taken away did he fess up. This is world champion character in your eyes is it? You sure aren't asking much from your hero....you don't even expect him to tell the truth, admit when he has lied and audio tape is proving it and take his punishment like a man. You would rather he acts like he has?

Ok seriously, are you really his mom? Only a mother could so staunchly cling to the innocence of someone so obviously guilty. Even if you completely ignore the lies on march 29th and you further ignore his lies in the face of completely damning evidence on April 2nd....are you really going to tell me you support his trying to take a podium position he didn't deserve? Do you really support your driver ignoring ANOTHER team order? He seems to do what he pleases when he pleases and ignores any direction from the team that he chooses to and you think this is ok?

One last question. After he has clearly ignored a team order to allow Trully to pass, lied, lied again and then blamed the team....do you still believe he didn't ignore a team order when told to let Alonso go out first for quali back when that whole scandal took place? Are you seeing a trend when it comes to team orders and your hero ignoring them?

I've been thinking about Alonso cackling himself to sleep at night over this...

Fernando "Don't say I told you so" Alonso, what's your take on all this?

Fernando: ...

Yes, you can say it Fernando.

Fernando: I-AH TOLD YOU A-SO!

[deMuRe]

Here it comes folks, it's the patented Lewis-Fans Get out of an Argument free Card:

"But Michael Schumacher did this, that and the other thing, so Lewis is Mr. Saintly."

Not at all. I just dont like hypocrosy. But Bill didnt support Michael so he's not being hypocritical.

You're so predictable racechick, this has nothing to do with Schumacher but you always bring him up when I'm right...

[EwanM]

Here it comes folks, it's the patented Lewis-Fans Get out of an Argument free Card:

"But Michael Schumacher did this, that and the other thing, so Lewis is Mr. Saintly."

Not at all. I just dont like hypocrosy. But Bill didnt support Michael so he's not being hypocritical.

You're so predictable racechick, this has nothing to do with Schumacher but you always bring him up when I'm right...

She can't resist him...

[Jensonb]

-Is imagining Lewis being introduced at his "apology" press conference as Lewis "Don't call it a comeback" Hamilton-

[deMuRe]

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The funny thing is, he could have spun this a hundred other ways:

In the heat of the moment, I forgot about 10 seconds of radio talk...oops.
We misunderstood the question....oops.
Well, they asked if we had talked about blah blah over the radio and I wasn't sure what the definition of the word is..is.

Obviously he's a poor liar then, ill at ease with it. Perhaps you should give him some lessons Bill, you've just dreamed up some good ones!

Sure, and you can speak to his dad about how to properly safeguard his son's ego by not holding him responsible for his own actions.

You do realize he lied on March 29th to the stewards, and then on April 2nd he was called back in and asked again...was allowed to listen to the tape of the conversation where the team ordered him to let Trulli pass....and he still maintained his story that the he and the team never discussed it. Only afterwards in his press conference after his points were taken away did he fess up. This is world champion character in your eyes is it? You sure aren't asking much from your hero....you don't even expect him to tell the truth, admit when he has lied and audio tape is proving it and take his punishment like a man. You would rather he acts like he has?

Ok seriously, are you really his mom? Only a mother could so staunchly cling to the innocence of someone so obviously guilty. Even if you completely ignore the lies on march 29th and you further ignore his lies in the face of completely damning evidence on April 2nd....are you really going to tell me you support his trying to take a podium position he didn't deserve? Do you really support your driver ignoring ANOTHER team order? He seems to do what he pleases when he pleases and ignores any direction from the team that he chooses to and you think this is ok?

One last question. After he has clearly ignored a team order to allow Trully to pass, lied, lied again and then blamed the team....do you still believe he didn't ignore a team order when told to let Alonso go out first for quali back when that whole scandal took place? Are you seeing a trend when it comes to team orders and your hero ignoring them?

I've been thinking about Alonso cackling himself to sleep at night over this...

Fernando "Don't say I told you so" Alonso, what's your take on all this?

Fernando: ...

Yes, you can say it Fernando.

Fernando: I-AH TOLD YOU A-SO!

Maybe Hamilton can start his own late night phone service:

1-900-LIES-ALOT