The humour thread.

Re: The humour thread.#166128

By darwin dali - 28 Oct 09, 01:37

- 28 Oct 09, 01:37#166128

The great Uzbekistan football team is making extreme training for invincible football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7gwoAUky4

Good stuff - I like the coach

2D is the most evil person(???) I've ever known....

That's for SURE!!!

Fo shure?

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: The humour thread.#166129

By Bruno_Brazil - 28 Oct 09, 01:43

- 28 Oct 09, 01:43#166129

The great Uzbekistan football team is making extreme training for invincible football
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv7gwoAUky4

Good stuff - I like the coach

2D is the most evil person(???) I've ever known....

That's for SURE!!!

Fo shure?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zW1tlYEW4gM

humrrum....

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#166130

By scotty - 28 Oct 09, 01:51

- 28 Oct 09, 01:51#166130

Haha, i don't normally like the teen movies, but Superbad really is hilarious. :thumbup:

Rising number one of Formula 1, Juan - Juan, one wonders should Juan only win one Formula 1 one year, would Juan have won that one in round one, Juan??

Re: The humour thread.#166149

By Selcouth_Feline - 28 Oct 09, 09:20

- 28 Oct 09, 09:20#166149

That Mitchell and Webb Look: Homeopathic A&E

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMGIbOGu8q0

Re: The humour thread.#166587

By Bruno_Brazil - 30 Oct 09, 19:09

- 30 Oct 09, 19:09#166587

This is seriously hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#166629

By darwin dali - 30 Oct 09, 22:50

- 30 Oct 09, 22:50#166629

This is seriously hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Nope.

Le coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connaît point.

Re: The humour thread.#166643

By Bruno_Brazil - 31 Oct 09, 00:13

- 31 Oct 09, 00:13#166643

This is seriously hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Nope.

Women....They have no fair-play...

" And suddenly I realized that I was no longer driving the car consciously. I was driving it by a kind of instinct, only I was in a different dimension. "Senna, Ayrton.

Re: The humour thread.#166667

By McLamilton - 31 Oct 09, 07:25

- 31 Oct 09, 07:25#166667

Happened a few years back, and think you all should have seen it then.

May the Force be with Red Bull's pit crew - for it looks as though Darth Vader and his stormtroopers have captured and replaced them! :eek:

Re: The humour thread.#166669

By Juliet P - 31 Oct 09, 08:22

- 31 Oct 09, 08:22#166669

This is seriously hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

Nope.

Weirdly, it is kinda funny - he's so patently wrong then you can ignore what he's saying and concentrate on *why* he's saying it.

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions... (Augusten Burroughs)

Re: The humour thread.#166671

By Amanda - 31 Oct 09, 08:34

- 31 Oct 09, 08:34#166671

This is seriously hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0xoKiH8JJM

I assume we're laughing at him rather than with him. What an idiot he is. I can't believe there are still men like that (in the western world). :rolleyes:

"In all matters of opinion, our adversaries are insane."
~ Oscar Wilde

Re: The humour thread.#166681

By texasmr2 - 31 Oct 09, 09:59

- 31 Oct 09, 09:59#166681

I'm guessing that guy wears those "wanna be" cop sunglass's to hide the black eyes he is constantly getting everytime he opens his dumb mouth :hehe:

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"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination".
Mark Twain

Re: The humour thread.#166697

By 7UpJordan - 31 Oct 09, 11:25

- 31 Oct 09, 11:25#166697

Some of my favourite bits from Family Guy; :hehe:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlY7YnWvZBU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ts9C-5W7oWc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fHDgej9JtMo

"And Mansell was lucky not to be taken off by that RIDICULOUS bit of driving by Alliot!!" - James Hunt
"AAAAAND into the pitlane..... OHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!" - Murray Walker

Re: The humour thread.#167357

By Selcouth_Feline - 02 Nov 09, 13:28

- 02 Nov 09, 13:28#167357

I don't know if this is true or not, but I really want it to be true...a woman Wisconsin called 911 to report a drink driver. The twist is that she was reporting herself! :banghead:

Dispatcher: Clark County 911
Mary Strey: Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road...
Dispatcher: ...Which way are they going?
Mary Strey: They are going, um...
Dispatcher: Towards Granton or towards Neillsville?
Mary Strey: Towards Granton
Dispatcher: Okay are you behind them, or...
Mary Strey: No, I am them
Dispatcher: You am them?
Mary Strey: Yes, I am them
Dispatcher: Okay, so you want to call and report that you're driving drunk?
Mary Strey: Yes

Police say Strey did pull over when the dispatcher asked her to stop, and she was arrested after she failed a 'field sobriety test'.

Report from the arresting officer here: http://ftpcontent.worldnow.com/wqow/pub ... plaint.pdf [PDF]