Bootstrap Framework 3.3.6

[darwin dali]

Nobody put the best and most obvious christmas present a girl can give to a guy?

Ok here it is...

Swallow.

Why a little bird? Go big and ask for a parrot!

I think he may have already gotten his x-wife a cockatoo... look where it got him.

Probably needed it as he has a peacock.

[andrew]

Nobody put the best and most obvious christmas present a girl can give to a guy?

Ok here it is...

Swallow.

Why a little bird? Go big and ask for a parrot!

I think he may have already gotten his x-wife a cockatoo... look where it got him.

Could have been worse. Could have been a Turdus Maximus that he got her.

Probably needed it as he has a peacock.

That small is it?!

[geetface9]

Nobody put the best and most obvious christmas present a girl can give to a guy?

Ok here it is...

Swallow.

Why a little bird? Go big and ask for a parrot!

I think he may have already gotten his x-wife a cockatoo... look where it got him.

Could have been worse. Could have been a Turdus Maximus that he got her.

Probably needed it as he has a peacock.

That small is it?!

Yeah

[What's Burning?]

I gave my wife a woodcock and we've been married 22 years.

[stonemonkey]

I gave my wife a woodcock and we've been married 22 years.

And she (or you) has never had splinters in that time?

[darwin dali]

I gave my wife a woodcock and we've been married 22 years.

Good thing you didn't give her a hummingbird or she might have pulled out a flyswatter.