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[vlad]

[texasmr2]

That last one DD is a doozy!

[stonemonkey]

Redneck Bob is f****** his sister,
afterwards she says to him 'You f*** just like dad.
Bob replies 'Yeah, mom said that too'.

[darwin dali]

It Pays to Shop Italian

Facts about The killing of Osama Bin Laden:

1) Fugitive for 19 years. Hunted by Saudi Arabia , Interpol, Scotland Yard, Mossad, and the CIA.



2) CIA was looking for him for last 14 years. Found him twice and lost him twice. Cost: $1.8 Billion



3) CIA had 4 directors over this time period, 1997- 2011. All failed to capture Bin Laden.



4) Pres. Obama appoints Leon Panetta, a son of Italian immigrants, as new CIA director on April 28th, 2011



5) Mr. Panetta calls in a few favors from old friends in New York , New Jersey and Las Vegas on April 29th 2011.


6) They plan a raid over some espresso and cannolis on April 30th, 2011. They decide to dress as Navy Seals.



7) Bin Laden is killed (not captured or held for trial) and the body is dumped at sea May 1, 2011. (In Italian folklore, this is known as swimming with the fishes.)



8 ) Job done in less then 100 hours. Reward: $25,000,000



9) Estimated savings of not having a trial: $200,000,000.



10) Shop Italian... Taking care of business!!

[What's Burning?]

What is it that a man does standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog do with one leg raised?












nope, guess again.













.... Shake hands.

[andrew]

Can I post some clips of Spike Milligan's Q series here? Side splittingly funny but very much of it's time when a spade was called a spade and before political correctness was invented.

Best to get the advise of a mod first I think.

These ones should be safe enough though:

[youtube]qClVtN1ELgA[/youtube]

[youtube]ffkYD2_uTzg&NR=1[/youtube]

[youtube]M9B0cJoLeHs&NR=1[/youtube]

[phonedog]

On his 75th birthday, a man got a gift
certificate from his wife. The certificate paid for a visit
to a medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was
rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, he drove to the reservation, handed
his certificate to the medicine man and wondered what he was
in for.
The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed
it to him, and with a grip on his shoulder, warned,
"This is powerful medicine and it must be respected.
You take only a teaspoonful and then say '1-2-3'.
When you do that, you will become more manly than you have
ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you
want."
The man was encouraged. As he walks away, he turned and
asked, "How do I stop the medicine from working?"
"Your partner must say '1-2-3-4,' he
responded. "But when she does, the medicine will not
work again until the next full moon."
He was very eager to see if it worked so he went home,
showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then
invited his wife to join him in the bedroom. When she came
in, he took off his clothes and said, "1-2-3!"
Immediately, he was the manliest of men. His wife was
excited and began throwing off her clothes. And then she
asked, "What was that 1-2-3 for?"
And that, boys and girls, is why we should never end our
sentences with a preposition, because we could end up with a
dangling participle.

[phonedog]

I'll start with this japanese prank:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onf42z9QWyI

LMAO that was funny