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By darwin dali
#332464
That really is incredible. I don't subscribe to the conspiracy theory, I put it down to ineptitude and bad management. But McLaren are making it very hard for me to maintain that way of thinking.


I personally think JB is behind it all. I think he pee'd in lewis' petrol tank, and that made the fuel pump break.

Yeah, his pee must be really acidic so that it ate through the gas tank rubber bladder - whooosh:
"Lewis, we lost all power..."

:nono: it could also be very basic and cause massive caustic corrosion. :yes:

Rubber doesn't usually corrode unless you're talking Alien saliva :eek: :
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By What's Burning?
#332466
it is Jenson after all. Ravishingly good looking. McLaren can only go up from where they are today, so I'm hoping next year is a good year for them.
By LRW
#332467
I see you pinkies and greenies are happy for it to go off-topic when talking about pee.

You people are perverted!
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By darwin dali
#332470
I see you pinkies and greenies are happy for it to go off-topic when talking about pee.

You people are perverted!


Nah, we're just kinky. You know the difference, right? Kinky is when you use a feather, perverted is when you use the whole chicken.
By Hammer278
#332471
I hate to see the word 'Mclaren' these days. :censored::censored::censored::censored:
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By The Second Coming
#332477
Gives a whole new meaning to a Curly Wurly. :hehe:


Err...Curly Wur...do I dare ask?

I'm just saying...


Click here, if you dare. :twisted:


I'm scared to open that...petrified of what I'll discover. I really want to but... :blush:

I'm just saying...
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By stonemonkey
#332526
I'm scared to open that...petrified of what I'll discover. I really want to but... :blush:


Always the same with curly wurly virgins.
By Nin-Chin
#332527
Lewis Hamilton's father and former manager Anthony has tipped his son to win the title for Mercedes within three years. After six years, 20 wins and a title, McLaren careerist and long-time team driver Hamilton, 27, has decided to join the famous 'Silver Arrows' in 2013.

"I am sure Lewis will be champion at Mercedes in three years," father Anthony, who was sidelined as manager by his son a few years ago, told the German news agency SID. "Lewis is very happy with his move and looking forward to the new challenge," he added, referring to speculation the British driver might already be regretting his decision due to Mercedes' current performance slump.

At the same time, it is being said in the paddock that Mercedes should also be wary of the move, given Hamilton's almost constant battle with controversy and personal upheaval during his F1 career. Team boss Ross Brawn said: "All of my impressions of Lewis are as a result of the face to face meetings I've had with him; on everything else I can't comment because I don't know the details. But I don't think he's going to be difficult, I see a rational and intelligent person," he told the Spanish newspaper El Pais.

"In this business, drivers can become frustrated and you need to work on your relationship. So we will learn what he needs and how to give it to him, knowing that sometimes what is needed is to be left alone."For sure he will be something different, but I am not expecting any particular problems," added Brawn.

The Briton also insisted that F1 legend Michael Schumacher is fully supportive of Hamilton's arrival, even though it means the German great is returning to retirement in 2013. "The discussions with Lewis and Michael were in parallel," said Brawn. "The first contact with Hamilton was in the winter, because we all knew that his contract with McLaren ended at the end of this year, and so did Michael. Michael always knew we were talking to Hamilton and he was always thinking of what is best for the team. Michael did not want us to miss out on hiring Lewis," he said.

Asked in what ways Hamilton will be better than Schumacher, Brawn answered: "We don't know yet. What is clear is that one of his (Hamilton's) greatest qualities is his sheer speed. Michael is very fast and has an amazing talent. Who else can perform at that level? Clearly, Lewis. I'm still not sure what he is going to bring, but - whatever it is - it will be at the same level as Michael," he added. (GMM)
By What's Burning?
#332528
I see you pinkies and greenies are happy for it to go off-topic when talking about pee.

You people are perverted!

You started it with the peeing in the gas tank hypothesis. We're actually helping you out here. :whip:
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By The Second Coming
#332529
I'm scared to open that...petrified of what I'll discover. I really want to but... :blush:


Always the same with curly wurly virgins.


It's been years since someone referenced the word virgin, directed at me. Hmm...it feels kinda.......goooood!

I'm just saying...
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By stonemonkey
#332530
Michael did not want us to miss out on hiring Lewis

:thumbup:
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By The Second Coming
#332532
I'm scared to open that...petrified of what I'll discover. I really want to but... :blush:


Always the same with curly wurly virgins.


It's been years since someone referenced the word virgin, directed at me. Hmm...it feels kinda.......goooood!

I'm just saying...


Ooo...just read that after clicking "Submit." Sorry everyone...didn't mean to take you on a trip down to Creepyville. :P

I'm just saying...
By LRW
#332533
I see you pinkies and greenies are happy for it to go off-topic when talking about pee.

You people are perverted!

You started it with the peeing in the gas tank hypothesis. We're actually helping you out here. :whip:


At least I ATEMPTED to link my pre talk to thread topic ;)
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By stonemonkey
#332535
I'm scared to open that...petrified of what I'll discover. I really want to but... :blush:


Always the same with curly wurly virgins.


It's been years since someone referenced the word virgin, directed at me. Hmm...it feels kinda.......goooood!

I'm just saying...


Ooo...just read that after clicking "Submit." Sorry everyone...didn't mean to take you on a trip down to Creepyville. :P

I'm just saying...


I wouldn't worry, I do it all the time. Though I think some don't always quite get my sense of humour.
By What's Burning?
#332685
ESPN F1: Driving for McLaren in the morning session, Magnussen was the busiest driver as he completed 40 laps with a best time of 1:42.651. He edged out Antonio Felix da Costa by just 0.066s before handing over the McLaren to Gary Paffett for the afternoon session, and said that his running had been "not easy ... but I felt comfortable with the car".

Magnussen and da Costa's Red Bull were over three quarters of a second clear of the rest, as da Costa completed the most laps over the whole day with 79. Paffett set the third quickest time with his last lap having taken over the MP4-27 from Magnussen, ending with a best of 1:43.407.


Looks like McLaren's test drivers are having a good time with the MP4-27

Button's lack of grip with the car is seemingly inexplicable. They've got a nice long winter break, where little is changing regulation wise for next year, so there is time to figure it all out.
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