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#316738
They're so much work! :nono:


Really...I thought mistresses are supposed to be the vacation home while your wife is home. Vacation homes don't need much work do they. :P
By LRW
#316740
They're so much work! :nono:


Really...I thought mistresses are supposed to be the vacation home while your wife is home. Vacation homes don't need much work do they. :P


You've obviously never had a mistress! Lol
#316754
how do people get the time to have a mistress?


If she's hot enough, you'll make time :rofl:

I might be buying a motorcycle this weekend :yikes: I've been looking at some used 2001 (or newer) 750cc honda shadows on craigslist for about $2000-$2500. I'm going to turn it into a bobber with my friend who has built and/or customize several motorcycles himself. I'm gonna chop the rear fender in half, lower the rear of the bike a couple inches, and throw on some shoulder height apes. :twisted: Oh, and of course get as much of it matte black as I can :twisted:
#316763
how do people get the time to have a mistress?


If she's hot enough, you'll make time :rofl:

I might be buying a motorcycle this weekend :yikes: I've been looking at some used 2001 (or newer) 750cc honda shadows on craigslist for about $2000-$2500. I'm going to turn it into a bobber with my friend who has built and/or customize several motorcycles himself. I'm gonna chop the rear fender in half, lower the rear of the bike a couple inches, and throw on some shoulder height apes. :twisted: Oh, and of course get as much of it matte black as I can :twisted:


You got a Cut and a patch?
#316765
Don't what you mean by Cut haha but no patches for me and I ain't wearing a stupid vest!! No biker gangs for me. ONE MAN WOLF PACK!!
#316766
They're so much work! :nono:


Really...I thought mistresses are supposed to be the vacation home while your wife is home. Vacation homes don't need much work do they. :P


You've obviously never had a mistress! Lol


It's impossible to have one since I'm not married. :P
#316768
Maybe we should start the Having a Mistress or Boy Toy thread? Just as an FYI statistics show that in their 40's women have more affairs, than men.
#316770
Maybe we should start the Having a Mistress or Boy Toy thread? Just as an FYI statistics show that in their 40's women have more affairs, than men.


It will be an interesting thread...we do have a few ladies in the forum to help contribute.
#316774
how do people get the time to have a mistress?


If she's hot enough, you'll make time :rofl:

I might be buying a motorcycle this weekend :yikes: I've been looking at some used 2001 (or newer) 750cc honda shadows on craigslist for about $2000-$2500. I'm going to turn it into a bobber with my friend who has built and/or customize several motorcycles himself. I'm gonna chop the rear fender in half, lower the rear of the bike a couple inches, and throw on some shoulder height apes. :twisted: Oh, and of course get as much of it matte black as I can :twisted:

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#316777
What a turn of events for this thread :yikes:


Cars and women intertwine beautifully...most of the time.
#316782
What a turn of events for this thread :yikes:


Cars and women intertwine beautifully...most of the time.

Which takes us full circle to my original comment. My old 911 is more fun than a mistress. Or she's my current 26 year old mistress. So maybe we can discuss it in this thread after all.
#316787
26 year old metallic mistress eh....so my 15 year old is still relatively inexperienced compared to yours.
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