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[Hammer278]

Dont know if you've come across this:

An avid sports fan incurred a heart attack and died. As he led a good life, the gates of St Peter opened before him and he was led into Heaven. He immediately made his way to the sports arena of Heaven where sports legends were hanging out. As he made his way to a circuit which resembled a lot like the one back on Earth in Belgium, he was simple awestruck! Who else, but Ayrton Senna, Gilles Villenueve, and the like going wheel to wheel right before his eyes and lighting up the track lap after lap! He turned his eyes to the monitors and in P1 was a red Ferrari pounding its way through the circuit, far ahead of Senna and Gilles, mercilessly slicing it's way through backmarkers.
The driver was wearing a very familiar helmet, sporting a bright red finish and 7 stars on a German flag. The sports fan got a shock and ran to St Peter. "How is it that Michael is here in a Ferrari, he isn't even dead!" St Peter whispers, "That isn't Michael...that is God, Who is reminiscing the Michael of his Ferrari days."

[darwin dali]

Presidents Obama, Sarkozy and Putin all arrive at the pearly gate and ask to be let in. St. Peter after providing them with a little intro said: Well, Sirs, it's a bit of a drive to heaven from here, so I'm going to give you some wheels for the journey based on your performance as presidents.
Obama, you did a decent job, not bad at all - here's your Mercedes. Sarkozy, I don't know, a bit spotty sometimes, here's a motorcycle for you. Mr. Putin - I'm sorry, but you were a rather lousy president at times, I can't give you more than a bicycle.

So, they all drove off and Obama and Sarkozy soon arrived in heaven and began to wait for their mate Putin. And they waited and waited, but no Putin in sight. So, they decided to drive back in Obama's Mercedes to see what had happened to Putin. Half way back they finally found Putin sitting on the curbside next to his bicycle and laughing seemingly uncontrollably. So they inquired what had happened, why he was laughing so hard?
To which Putin responded: "I saw the pope!
On roller skates!"

[Bruno_Brazil]

[texasmr2]

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[Bruno_Brazil]

Awesomeness!
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[vlad]

I enjoyed reading this. Have a nice time guys!

[texasmr2]

I enjoyed reading this. Have a nice time guys!

Daym thats abit overboard mate but I enjoyed it.

[vlad]

I know you did, mate!

[texasmr2]

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[darwin dali]

[vlad]

[Bruno_Brazil]

reverse psychology...yes, it does work.

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[vlad]

[Bruno_Brazil]

Awesomeness!
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Mercedes' ADs are the BESTTT!!!

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[darwin dali]

When NASA was preparing for the Apollo Project, it took the astronauts to a
Navajo reservation in Arizona for training. One day, a Navajo elder and his
son came across the space crew walking among the rocks.

The elder, who spoke only Navajo, asked a question. His son translated for
the NASA people:
"What are these guys in the big suits doing?"

One of the astronauts said that they were practicing for a trip to the moon.

When his son relayed this comment the Navajo elder got all excited and asked
if it would be possible to give to the astronauts a message to deliver to the
moon. Recognizing a promotional opportunity when he saw one, a NASA official
accompanying the astronauts said, "Why certainly!" and told an underling to
get a tape recorder.

The Navajo elder's comments into the microphone were brief. The NASA official
asked the son if he would translate what his father had said. The son
listened to the recording and laughed uproariously. But he refused to
translate. So the NASA people took the tape to a nearby Navajo village and
played it for other members of the tribe. They too laughed long and loudly
but also refused to translate the elder's message to the moon.

Finally, an official government translator was summoned. After he finally
stopped laughing the translator relayed the message: "Watch out for these
arseholes. They have come to steal your land"