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[Hammer278]

Multiple orgasms are cheaper and go a lot further than money ever could.

Err yeah but before this I thought they'd always need a foreplay. And that costs mucho bread usually doesn't it. I ain't married but this is what I assume takes place...which is why LRW so cleverly saved most of his bread by putting on some old socks and shirt as a romantic gesture. I'm sure he didn't wear them for very long.

[LRW]

Multiple orgasms are cheaper and go a lot further than money ever could.

Err yeah but before this I thought they'd always need a foreplay. And that costs mucho bread usually doesn't it. I ain't married but this is what I assume takes place...which is why LRW so cleverly saved most of his bread by putting on some old socks and shirt as a romantic gesture. I'm sure he didn't wear them for very long.

Don't get me wrong i had to spend £££ on jewellery too.....!!

[Hammer278]

Multiple orgasms are cheaper and go a lot further than money ever could.

Err yeah but before this I thought they'd always need a foreplay. And that costs mucho bread usually doesn't it. I ain't married but this is what I assume takes place...which is why LRW so cleverly saved most of his bread by putting on some old socks and shirt as a romantic gesture. I'm sure he didn't wear them for very long.

Don't get me wrong i had to spend £££ on jewellery too.....!!

Damn. There's no escape is there.

I made a mental note of your gesture for possible future use....but I did suspect it was a bit flimsy.

[LRW]

Multiple orgasms are cheaper and go a lot further than money ever could.

Err yeah but before this I thought they'd always need a foreplay. And that costs mucho bread usually doesn't it. I ain't married but this is what I assume takes place...which is why LRW so cleverly saved most of his bread by putting on some old socks and shirt as a romantic gesture. I'm sure he didn't wear them for very long.

Don't get me wrong i had to spend £££ on jewellery too.....!!

Damn. There's no escape is there.

I made a mental note of your gesture for possible future use....but I did suspect it was a bit flimsy.

My massive c**k also helped sweeten the deal.....

[racechick]

I spent over £800 on my wife's 50th birthday gift and she accused me of being unromantic. Women!

Did you buy her a new cooker

[Hammer278]

Multiple orgasms are cheaper and go a lot further than money ever could.

Err yeah but before this I thought they'd always need a foreplay. And that costs mucho bread usually doesn't it. I ain't married but this is what I assume takes place...which is why LRW so cleverly saved most of his bread by putting on some old socks and shirt as a romantic gesture. I'm sure he didn't wear them for very long.

Don't get me wrong i had to spend £££ on jewellery too.....!!

Damn. There's no escape is there.

I made a mental note of your gesture for possible future use....but I did suspect it was a bit flimsy.

My massive c**k also helped sweeten the deal.....

You corked up the tub to run her a bath? Hope you didn't forget the flower petals.

[What's Burning?]

Damn. There's no escape is there.

yes there is... it's called a quarter century of marriage.

[Zekenwolf]

I spent over £800 on my wife's 50th birthday gift and she accused me of being unromantic. Women!

Did you buy her a new cooker

No. (She doesn't cook much. Dr like me)

I bought her 4 brand new Pirelli tyres for her Saab Convertible. Pirelli, damn it! How can that be unromantic and thoughtless?
(I even assured her that would not degrade like the F1 Pirellis)

[sagi58]

I spent over £800 on my wife's 50th birthday gift and she accused me of being unromantic. Women!

Pirelli tires? Seriously?
And you don't know why that's unromantic?

That's right up there with a new washer/dryer combination,
a new stove, even a gym membership!!

[What's Burning?]

Ahh... rubber performance in the wet is better than performance in the dry.

[sagi58]

Damn. There's no escape is there.

yes there is... it's called a quarter century of marriage.

My Dad used to say if he'd gone to prison for murder, he'd have gotten out on good behaviour long before 25 years!!

[What's Burning?]

Damn. There's no escape is there.

yes there is... it's called a quarter century of marriage.

My Dad used to say if he'd gone to prison for murder, he'd have gotten out on good behaviour long before 25 years!!

Yes, but he'd also have had a much more challenging time picking up the soap when he dropped it while showering.

[sagi58]

Yes, but he'd also have had a much more challenging time picking up the soap when he dropped it while showering.

That's my Daddy you're talking about there, Mister!!

(( haha... couldn't resist!! ))

[What's Burning?]

Yes, but he'd also have had a much more challenging time picking up the soap when he dropped it while showering.

That's my Daddy you're talking about there, Mister!!

(( haha... couldn't resist!! ))

Listen, there's no shame... in jail, it doesn't count.

[Zekenwolf]

That's right up there with a new washer/dryer combination,

A washer/dryer combo? You think I'm that dumb? (or unromantic?)

Me, I'd buy her a separate washing machine and a separate tumble dryer to show her that I was not welching on spending money.
Hmmm....it is an idea at that for her next b'day....and for £800 I'd get good ones of both.