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By Bruno_Brazil
#242401
At 78 is kinda cruel. lol
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By F1er
#242434
An American goes into a bar and sits down next to an English guy.

The American notices that the English guy has a huge BIC Lighter.

The American says, "Wow cool lighter, where did you get it?"

The english guy says, "A genie granted me one wish when I rubbed this bottle".

"Wow", says the American, "Can I have a go?"

"Sure", Says the Englishman.

The american rubs the bottle and the genie comes out, "You have one wish" Says the genie.

The American wishes for a million bucks, the genie grants the wish.

About 5 minutes later a load of ducks come into the bar, there are thousands of them.

The American says "I don't believe this I wished for a million bucks, not a million ducks".

The englishman says "Well do you really think i wished for a 12 inch BIC?".
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By darwin dali
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The graduate with an engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with a science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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By darwin dali
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A priest, a doctor, and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.
The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"
The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"
The priest said, "Here comes the greens-keeper. Let's have a word with him."
He said, "Hello George, what's wrong with that group ahead of us? They're rather slow, aren't they?"
The greens-keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen. They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year, so we always let them play for free anytime."
The group fell silent for a moment.
The priest said, "That's so sad. I think I will say a special prayer for them tonight."
The doctor said, "Good idea. I'm going to contact my ophthalmologist colleague and see if there's anything he can do for them."
The engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"
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By bud
#242466
My parents asked me if i could fix their PC for them as it was playing up.

I made some adjustments...


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By Bruno_Brazil
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My parents asked me if i could fix their PC for them as it was playing up.

I made some adjustments...


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this is more effecttive
[youtube]BiQb4Ra6fg8[/youtube]
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By vlad
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[youtube]PXJpdzHskBc&feature=related[/youtube]

:rofl:
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By vlad
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Without any doubt, the best one!!! :rofl::rofl::rofl:

[youtube]aDCxv3PH-hQ&feature=related[/youtube]
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By Bruno_Brazil
#244022
[youtube]q7A3vM_CwzI[/youtube]
:rofl::rofl::rofl:
I lol'd so hardly
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By vlad
#244345
Hahahaha, perfect quote! :rofl::rofl::rofl:


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By scotty
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Good news everyone! I've invented a device that makes you read this to yourself in my voice!
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