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#116662
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:
#116664
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:

Dont view your legs as a flaw but as one of your asset's, consider yourself lucky :wink: . We are are so hard upon ourselves yet we cannot change who we are. Just be yourself and things will definitely get better for you.

tex



Thanks tex (:
You're the best.
#116706
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:



Maybe time for a date with good old Procrustes? :wink:
#116721
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:



Maybe time for a date with good old Procrustes? :wink:


Cutting them off is a bit drastic :/
#116722
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:



Maybe time for a date with good old Procrustes? :wink:


Cutting them off is a bit drastic :/


Maybe a tad. But I'm all for finding solutions to world problems :twisted::whip:
#116723
My flaw seems to be my legs :/
Yes, long legs are nice,
But my legs are just too long ):
It looks awkward ):



Anddddd, HAyley Williams is quite attractive (:



Maybe time for a date with good old Procrustes? :wink:


Cutting them off is a bit drastic :/


Maybe a tad. But I'm all for finding solutions to world problems :twisted::whip:


World problems such as my height?
#116726
its up there with terrorism and global warming


Literally.
It's the ozone layer, a hijacked plane and then there's my legs.
#116728
its up there with terrorism and global warming

:yes: So, let's start with the easy one: the legs. They have to be shortened, no two ways about it. Easy as pie: follow Procrustes' recipe. :twisted:
#116729
its up there with terrorism and global warming

:yes: So, let's start with the easy one: the legs. They have to be shortened, no two ways about it. Easy as pie: follow Procrustes' recipe. :twisted:


So...
No consultations with the owner?
#116731
its up there with terrorism and global warming

:yes: So, let's start with the easy one: the legs. They have to be shortened, no two ways about it. Easy as pie: follow Procrustes' recipe. :twisted:


So...
No consultations with the owner?


Not if it's a world problem. We must solve this crisis NOW for the good of the world. You may retain ownership of the cut off parts in a specially provided jar with formaldehyde and a nice plaque...
#116733
An engraved plaque?

How marvellous!

What will it say?
#116738
An engraved plaque?

How marvellous!

What will it say?


Whatever you like. Somtin' like: In memoriam of Shani who selflessly sacrificed her long legs for the good of the world.
#116741
An engraved plaque?

How marvellous!

What will it say?


Whatever you like. Somtin' like: In memoriam of Shani who selflessly sacrificed her long legs for the good of the world.


You make it sound as if I am dead!
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